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No point in living the Vice City tommy vercetti life if you have no friends

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Okay so I'm on this island for work so obviously I don't know anyone. Some guy said to me "nice shirt" (I was waiting for the stupid) but I didn't talk to him coz he had an obese girlfriend. Or he was gay and that was his fat fag hag. Either way, not associating with someone like that.

What was my point... oh yeah, I hate this aimless walking around thing I do a lot when I travel. I really should make plans and goals in advance when I go places.
 

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Okay so I'm on this island for work so obviously I don't know anyone. Some guy said to me "nice shirt" (I was waiting for the stupid) but I didn't talk to him coz he had an obese girlfriend. Or he was gay and that was his fat fag hag.

What was my point... oh yeah, I hate this aimless walking around thing I do a lot when I travel. I really should make plans and goals in advance when I go places.
I like meeting new people in bars, beaches, festival-type locations... I do have a problem with crazyies coming upto me - it's like they somehow know I'll engage. I prefer to be just a pinch crazier than anyone I engage with.

What was the shirt? I think it makes a big difference (I'm not gonna judge you, just the other guy).

It's a shame tinder is just for sex (I think it is, right?), if you're travelling then it'd be good to just ask somebody local to go on a hike, or see a band or something
 
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I like meeting new people in bars, beaches, festival-type locations... I do have a problem with crazyies coming upto me - it's like they somehow know I'll engage. I prefer to be just a pinch crazier than anyone I engage with.

What was the shirt? I think it makes a big difference (I'm not gonna judge you, just the other guy).

It's a shame tinder is just for sex (I think it is, right?), if you're travelling then it'd be good to just ask somebody local to go on a hike, or see a band or something
It's a Hawaiian shirt, red
 

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I do have money... it's so hard to find a hot white gold digger these days.

That’s the problem… it’s not 1974, girls don’t care how much money you make
They all have gay meme careers or whore themselves out on the internet, they don’t need a provider unless they’re trailer trash.
They want a “fun” normie guy that they can show off to their friends and post kissing pictures on instagram.
The game has changed….
….you’re shit outta luck in the west
 
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