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AntsBatteryCharge

&$;;-:
What about the second draft of the screenplay, Pig? Holy shit I was right. He's either handed it off to his mystery partner or he'll spend a few minutes looking at it on Monday, and that's it. Pat will be too busy tweeting, getting drunk, and being hungover on Tues-Wed. Very fat behavior.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Notice how pat nutswings off of Baseball, football, and basketball athletes. All are the types of people that made fun of him in high school and the people he tries to make up lame stories like his brotosaurus and bar socializing stories like he thinks he is better than them. They never gave him the time of day and dont even remember who he was. Pat never played a sport yet thinks he is one of the fellas when a game is on but he is that dork in the corner that nobody wants to be around. Pat is in love with watching sports even though he really has no idea of what he is looking at. He couldnt tell you what basketball/football formations they are running or what baseball strategies are being used. Yet he thinks he knows all about the sports. He is a wannabe in everything he does. Thats why he lies so much and he isnt even good at that.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Tuesday night I'm going downtown and getting just fucking wrecked.

You're in a never-ending lawsuit with Christ knows how many trolls, you've complained about being assaulted, burgled and even SWATted in your own home; why wouldn't you announce to the entire world when your half-hovel will be unattended?

He'd be a lot easier to believe if he'd comport himself in line with his tales.
 

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
Because this faggot never got “fucking wrecked” at a “cool” HS party - and never had the college experience - Poser Pat is in an arrested development wherein he thinks a 41-year old obese man getting drunk is interesting or exciting

Pathetic Pat. Poser Pat. You’re a loser Pat, A LOSER!
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Being part of that week 6 finals fandom is a special type of bandwagon fan
You know he has already played the " Ive been following them for years" card at the bar. Going to a game a couple years ago and never even watching the regular season but he is going to act like he knows all about them. Prepare for a new shirt or hat.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
What a bandwagon piece of shit, never cared about the team and had nothing to say when they were down 0-2 in the series. Also calling “Bucks in 6” is meaningless when you say it after game 5. You make those predictions BEFORE the finals you fake sports fan. A 41 year old man is bragging about getting drunk on a weeknight since he never has anywhere to be the next day. Pat will probably drink at home since most basketball fans in his shit part of town are black and he’s afraid of “those people”
 
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