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Nice guy, quieter than I expected.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Did you pat his head like he did to Eric Bloom?
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I did. He asked me to milk his prostate too but I politely declined.
This is an insult to cows everywhere.
Quiet, docile creatures, capable of unconditional, purely inclusionary love, like the best hound dog.
Joe is a loud Boomer, with garishly tight MAGA clothes, capable of swindling naive diner manages out of $20 by warbling "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in between bites of French toast.
But in fairness, both are still capable of pissing on your leg.
Quiet, docile creatures, capable of unconditional, purely inclusionary love, like the best hound dog.
Joe is a loud Boomer, with garishly tight MAGA clothes, capable of swindling naive diner manages out of $20 by warbling "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in between bites of French toast.
But in fairness, both are still capable of pissing on your leg.
I still chuckle remembering when joe first figured out he wasn’t the celebrity he thought he was. At first he thought it was a few haters, as he learned he was a full on lolcow he tried every attitude he could to get his status back. Pretty sure he’s resigned to being a nobody and just worried about paying bills now.
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Even when I was at my gayest in terms of being a fan of the bbbboys, I never liked Joe. Always thought he was fucking retarded and NAHT FUNNY
Same here, he was one of the worst people they had on show, it was all for him to plug one of his shitty gigs, the rest of the show he was most annoying when they would be in middle of bits or new stories and Jenkem would just start plucking on guitar bringing everything to a stop and would have to be told to knock it off
All amateur guitar hobbyist faggots do this and it's just excruciatingly annoying. And they get that gay look on their face when they do it, like they're just lost in the music, in a way non-musicians can never understand.
He looks unimpressed by your waving a wad of bills around. (as you do daily)
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Who carries cash? I'm not a spiv
Noone knows what its like,
I really like cows. My cousin had her own 4H cow, so it got special attention and it was very doglike. My cousin went away to school for a while and the first time she came home and saw her cow, the thing literally cried. I can't remember her fucking name.
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The cow's or your cousin's?
They're both cows, to be fair
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Excuse me? You must’ve forgotten that Joe is 6’1 and Milla Jovovich approved and certified. Mere mortals cannot reach the peaks that his head reaches.
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