No Fucking Way That's His Kid.

[NigelCumia]

I'm sure I'm stating the obvious, I haven't followed the Pat saga since the sub days and trying to catch up, but there's no way that's his daughter.

Imagine being 2 months pregnant (hint hint suck suck) with your husband's child and deciding to break it off with no interest in reconciliation to start a new life with a new man along with your ex husbands new born.

The more likely scenario is she was fucking bald guy well before the infamous lap photo, got knocked up, creating a turning point. She couldn't continue without lying to her future child and decided she had 7 months to settle down with the man of her dreams and their new baby, leaving the pig in the rear view for good.

Pat is lying to everyone or just himself. He knows though deep down, it's exactly why he has zero interest in his kid or being a father. He doesn't and he's not.

 

[guest]

It's his, she looks like him. I feel bad for her.

 

[guest]

She is absolutely his daughter. Have you seen her? She looks exactly like him, poor lil mug (show reference, Dan.)

That makes it all the more incredible, and humiliating for him. A woman went against all her innate biological imperatives while pregnant and took the risk of ending up alone or with a potentially worse mate rather than stick around and see whether he would make a good father. She knew in her bones he would not. And she made the right choice.

 

[HotDogJoe]

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Just look at any picture of her. It’s his kid 100%. Strictly biologically speaking of course.

 

[Harry Powell]

Whats the deal with all these accounts “just catching up on Pat” and acting like newfags? This post belongs in 2019

 

[NigelCumia]

Whats the deal with all these accounts “just catching up on Pat” and acting like newfags? This post belongs in 2019

A lot of shit happened between 2019 and now. There was this crazy bat flu shit, a Fat middling SciFi author wasn't really on my mind.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

A lot of shit happened between 2019 and now. There was this crazy bat flu shit, a Fat middling SciFi author wasn't really on my mind.

You have to be here basically every day to get all of the news. But yeah they both have that downsy Tomlinson visage.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Correct. Jon's daughter is Jon's daughter.

 

[guest]

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

She's Jon's daughter.
Show some respect, faggot.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

It's his, she looks like him. I feel bad for her.

Yes, she unfortunately bears the tomlinson pissy eyes

 

[Stent]

Trying to catch up by declaring the wrong answer to an already settled question.

 

[FurBurger]

I'm sure I'm stating the obvious, I haven't followed the Pat saga since the sub days and trying to catch up, but there's no way that's his daughter.

The second you see a photo of her you'll change your mind.

God bless Pringles Can Jon for taking her in; and I hope he was able to instil a decent personality into her because she's going to have a tough life going about with a head like Pat's.

 

[Brooke Shields]

you have some logic there
i dunno maybe she was dropped on her face early on and developed tomlinsonism

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

It's his, she looks like him. I feel bad for her.

Yeah, came here to say this.

Definitely his kid.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Spot the Tomlinson

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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Spot the Tomlinson

At least Ade's DNA was able to take some of the edge off that fish head

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I really hate the Tomlinson forehead/eye spacing. God damn mongoloids, all of them. Even the “Chad” Tomlinson military guy had a fuckin retard forehead with that little turnip tuft. Sterilize the lot of them.

 

[cliveowen]

Does anyone know if a GoFundMe was ever setup for Ade?

 

[Volkov]

Whats the deal with all these accounts “just catching up on Pat” and acting like newfags? This post belongs in 2019

The forum is dying and the admin is frantically approving new accounts so he can keep up the charade that his life has some importance and meaning.