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No child, i did not poop in a diaper and feed it to my wife.

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Yeah, but you DO snip the toes off neighborhood Somalian children with pinking shears. You preserve them in honey (locally sourced) and tell everyone they're Black Mission figs. You serve them to people in fruit salads and try not to laugh when they bite down. Your sick friends in the SFWA think it's a hoot.
 
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