Nikki Glaser and Jim Norton

[Jack_Horner]

Remember when Nikki Glaser and Jim Norton were on the same level?

"Not Safe with Nikki Glaser" 24 Hours in a Strip Club (TV Episode 2016) ⭐ 7.6 | Comedy, Reality-TV, Talk-Show

21m | TV-MA

www.imdb.com

She made $400K for one night's work last week:

Nikki Glaserâs Eye-Watering Check for Golden Globes Hosting Duties Revealed

The comedian is also reportedly returning to the host the Globes next year.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[fusciasomething]

Jim has sucked a lot of dicks but never the right one apparently

 

[Farmer Brown]

Joe derosa fucked her

 

[Chapel]

Joe derosa fucked her

Couldn’t she get a dog or something?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Why do I keep hearing about this bitch lately? Who is she?

 

[Jack_Horner]

All female comedians are basically a blur to me, it's like they're all doing the same act and trying to look the same way.

Is this the thin blonde 30-something comedian who lives in Silver Lake, or is it one of the other four?

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

All female comedians are basically a blur to me, it's like they're all doing the same act and trying to look the same way.

Is this the thin blonde 30-something comedian who lives in Silver Lake, or is it one of the other four?

Taylor Tomlinson is the actually-funny one. I actually saw her live with my wife.

Iliza Schlesinger is the insanely hot one who does also have a few good bits.

Nikki Glazer is the obnoxiously sexual one (hence the Norton connection).

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Couldn’t she get a dog or something?

Chip Thunderknot had a date with Missy that night

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Didn't she write Jay Mohr's last special and basically kill his career?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Ok, whose dick did this lady suck in the past few months? Haven't heard of her in years and now she's all over SiriusXM, YouTube, and Facebook keeps inserting clips of her shit in my feed...all within the past week.

Anyone remember her and Dan Soder were a unit briefly years ago?

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

She must be hilarious because shes repulsively ugly.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Da fuck did she do to her face? She was cute before all this! She's still got a nice pair of gams on her though

 

[Anus McGillicuddy]

Enjoying Giants baseball? What is he fiiiive?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She's the dumb bitch who wrote a sincere sad ballad for Bob Saget when he died despite speaking to him like one time ever.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Tony Hinchcliffe wanted the gig the most.

 

[Jack_Horner]

Norton looks like someone just shoved a buttplug up his ass

(That "someone" was Norton)

 

[WhereWeAt]

Joe derosa fucked her

She's at least 20 years too young for him

 

[FingerofGod]

Ok, whose dick did this lady suck in the past few months? Haven't heard of her in years and now she's all over SiriusXM, YouTube, and Facebook keeps inserting clips of her shit in my feed...all within the past week.

Anyone remember her and Dan Soder were a unit briefly years ago?

I think she’s been around for a really long time so I don’t particularly hate her like I do Schumer. It seems like she put in the work to get where she is.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

Amazon had her do 5 minutes of standup roasting the NFL game after it was over. Only once. Because every football fan, after the game, doesn't want to hear experts talk about the game, they want to hear jokes FIRST. Then maybe we can hear about the stuff we just saw.

It was done for the postgame show and the cameras, but oddly, nobody seemed to have anticipated that the entire crowd shuffling toward the exits in the background would kill any potential laughs and make it seem like she bombed.

The material wasn't even bad, it's just that a professional comic should have maybe turned down a huge bag of money if it also means bombing in front of the average 17 million people who watch an NFL game. There's no way she didn't know how badly it would go.

Anyway, that's what I think of Nikki Glaser: Money-grubbing Jew.

 

[PogromStallone]

It's gotta feel awful for Jim how he genuinely helped a lot of comics out by having them open for him and then bringing them to his radioshow where they were exposed to a lot more people, only for none of them to ever return any favour after they surpass him career-wise.