Niki is a slut confirmed by Pat

[guest]

"I would like to thank the platoons of men who fucked my wife before we met, and a special thank you to whichever of my dudes taught her how to deepthroat the whole dick and then simultaneously snake her tongue out to lick my balls. Props to you, bro."

He would be less embarrassing if he'd tweeted that.

 

[Honey Badger]

 

[NigelCumia]

Every word he says turns my stomach, it's quite extraordinary really.

 

[guest]

Hilarious
I went through my party girl whore phase as a model working internationally
I also dabbled in sex work. Just a lil taste.
Who wants to fuck me?

no thanks

 

[EraGodless]

He overcompensates so much that I am starting to think he’s never actually had sex with Niki.

They've had sex fewer times than The Ropers.

 

[BertCooper]

No normal person talks about someone they truly love like that in public.

Slam Pigs or shitty girlfriends? Sure…

But alas Pat’s narcissism prevents him from having such relationships because he can only love himself.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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[EraGodless]

Here comes a thread
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Deep down, Patrick knows Nikki was the village bicycle (she still may be)- if she fucked Patrick on their first date, I can't imagine the things she did to other dudes abd chicks on their first dates.

 

[Honey Badger]

Woah, when did he write that? Is this proof he’s never seen Annabelle?

 

[Ladynyahh]

"My wife knows how to fuck me" actually refers to their pegging sessions and how well she works the strap on

 

[guest]

Pat thinks he is winning that argument and that women are impressed.

You don’t think women get turned on by caddy twitter clapbacks and then go to pat’s profile and start flicking the bean?

 

[stealthygeek]

Woah, when did he write that? Is this proof he’s never seen Annabelle?

You just got imposterchilded.


EDIT: Archive of Pat shitting on Annabelle's real father again

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@HarisHarisba @LiquidDeaf @Prison_E…

archived 20 Mar 2023 19:24:41 UTC

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[guest]

Woah, when did he write that? Is this proof he’s never seen Annabelle?

look at the username dummy

 

[MonsterSteve]

I think Ashley Sandman needs to know that his daughter wasn't taken away, he gave (signed) her away.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I’ve had sex with about 15 different girls, there’s nothing they can do other than just lay down in different positions. I suppose if they’re on top they can learn to do that better? But that’s clutching at straws.

Maybe I’m just not as cosmopolitan or as experimental as sex haver pat.

What could he possibly be referring to? What does whore mass dicked down Nikki do that a modest girl can’t?

Girls can starfish their way into high bodycounts, so it means nothing in terms of "experience" and not being a dead lay.

Only thing that makes a noticeable difference in the general population is athleticism (won't get tired on top and can throw it harder and less likely to be a dead lay).

Actual experienced fucks are generally not people hooking up, it's actual hooker/escorts/etc. People with a financial incentive to make men cum faster/better and lots of opportunities to perfect their trade. Bar sluts like Thicki are too zonked out to actually care since pathetic people like Pat don't have any other options and will go gaga over a girl who will just lie on her back and spread her legs.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Jesus fucking Christ, his brain is beyond broken.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Woah, when did he write that? Is this proof he’s never seen Annabelle?

Nah it was a stlaker account

He did post these

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Deep down, Patrick knows Nikki was the village bicycle (she still may be)- if she fucked Patrick on their first date, I can't imagine the things did to other dudes abd chicks on their first dates.

Don’t forget she probably gave him herpes but Pat said it’s ok because everyone has that from having sex.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Why, as a man, would it be beneficial to be with a woman who has a high body count? All a woman needs to do lay down legs spread, or bend over. A man needs to perform with skill and enthusiasm. The skill part is gained through experience. The enthusiasm through being born heterosexual.

Pat's tweet only really makes sense from a woman or gay man's perspective.

 

[EraGodless]

He's such a liar. Nigga, you said you are/were a 6 figure author- that's almost like being a millionaire in Milwaukee. He could have easily paid a divorce attorney/family law attorney take on his case--- as long as it was proven that Patrick was not a pedophile and an extreme danger to his kid, at the bare minimum, he would get supervised visits. The next step would be joint conservatorship where Ade would be the custodial parent, and Patrick would have his daughter every other weekend, alternate Thanksgiving and Christmas, for one month during Summer break. But he'd rather spend 5k for a twitter account or go on numerous vacations a year and attend multiple cons a year, and pay $1800 for a gadget smartphone.

It has nothing to do with Ade being mean. And let's say she is/was mean? So the fuck what? Patrick threatened to kill her but wanted to wait until their child was born so he could kill his child as well. There's no fucking way his sister in-law made that story up. It's too specific and what would she have to gain by lying? And Patrick admitted to the Jon threats, but retard thought that since he admitted to those threats but denied the threats against Ade, he thought the cops wouldn't do anything. 1.78, folks.


Edit: Welp, I fell for a rascal parody account. My point still stands.