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Niki comes home Sunday at 11am. How did the conversation go?
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She got home and was disappointed the find her ball and chain still breathing.
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Divorce Saga inbound
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I sure hope she doesn't copycat Brynn Hartman, that would be awful!
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I'm guessing while he was explaining it, she just said "AWWW THAT'S SO COOL" like I that airshow video. She's completely retarded.
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This is not a conversation, child. Thats another one of your delusions
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Pat: Second, better wife, I have quite the story for you.
Niki: Bryyyce nyeh nyeh!!
Niki: Bryyyce nyeh nyeh!!
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Pat: hello, child
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Pat: Wife child, you'll never believe what happ--
Nikkki: Sorry, I can't hear you over the taste of lady crotch. I'm going to bed.
Pat: BUT--
*bedroom door closes*
Nikkki: Sorry, I can't hear you over the taste of lady crotch. I'm going to bed.
Pat: BUT--
*bedroom door closes*
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Niki is terrified of Patrick's drunken, violent outbursts which is why she fled to her mom's. I'm guessing she isn't coming home anytime soon.
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$100 says they haven't even been on speaking terms in months.
Ahhhhh lady crotch ..... who doesn't love some killer lady crotch? And some tits, and a nice window treatment for the bedroom ... Who's with me?