Niggers and falling asleep after eating.

[CumiaPoodle]

Every nigger I ever worked with had to take a nap after eating. No matter what it was. Is this because of their natural laziness? I remember working retail Black Friday. There was a lot of shrimp fried rice dumplings and chicken wings. Knocked all the coons out. A friend of mine had jersey mikes (he’s black) then fell asleep like he was on heroin. Guys in great shape so I don’t understand it.

 

[guest]

They're not supposed to eat high calorie food, which is for people who work hard in colder climates. Evolutionarily, they should be grazing on fruit and leaves with the occasional bit of raw zebra meat.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

They're not supposed to eat high calorie food, which is for people who work hard in colder climates. Evolutionarily, they should be grazing on fruit and leaves with the occasional bit of raw zebra meat.

Thank you gow, I’ll schedule in some water polo for the week after next. Tea on me.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

They also have some disgusting farts. Nigger farts are crazy. They’re thick heavy hot and smell like a sweet bbq musk mixed with shit. Big fat black girl ass can smell just like raw sewage. Also got very stinky pussys because of all the salt adobo chicken cube bullion. Bam don’t count I know her holes are clean.

 

[guest]

Thank you gow, I’ll schedule in some water polo for the week after next. Tea on me.

Just plain old polo, old bean. PG Tips with just a splash of milk please.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Just plain old polo, old bean. PG Tips with just a splash of milk please.

Anything for you! Just don’t let gassers know I don’t want him showing up.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

They get that itis then fall asleep on the forklift.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

They also have some disgusting farts. Nigger farts are crazy. They’re thick heavy and hot and smell like a sweet bbq musk wised with shit. Big fat black girl ass can smell just like shit. Bam don’t count I know her holes are clean.

Just tearing through the ozone like machetes in a jungle.

 

[guest]

Just don’t let gassers know I don’t want him showing up.

Invite an attractive woman or two. He'll steer clear like they have the plague!

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Just tearing through the ozone like machetes in a jungle.

Right into Nikki. She clenches then after ten minutes Pat huffs it like a whip it.

 

[Chive Turkey]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love instant pudding. I can smash a whole bowl of the shit myself in one sitting and it always makes me pass out hard pretty much as soon as I'm done. I can't think of anything else that does that to me. It only seems to happen with pistachio or chocolate. It's like they put roofies in those flavors.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

The only truly acceptable adult nap is in as passenger in a car/train/boat/airplane, during the drive, sitting up.
Whenever I see an adult male just laying around snoozing, I want to go draw swastikas and dicks on his face so badly. It's innate.

 

[Toast]

You've never smoked weed huh? I often fall asleep after eating as well. I mean how do normal people fall asleep? When i wake up randomly at 1-2am, need to hit that weed vape to get that extra 2 hours of sleep in.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I love instant pudding. I can smash a whole bowl of the shit myself in one sitting and it always makes me pass out hard pretty much as soon as I'm done. I can't think of anything else that does that to me. It only seems to happen with pistachio or chocolate. It's like they put roofies in those flavors.

Dude I used to eat so much instant pudding as a teenager smoking weed.

Nigga I went to this spic spot up the block where they make giant plates of food for 12 bucks. I let the Spanish ladies choose what to make me.

She made me a plate of ribs, Honey BBQ wings, two small quesadillas. Rice with chicken in it, their version of potato salad and one empanada with crema and curtido on the side. (A lighter sour cream and a mix of cabbage lettuce soaked in vinegar.) I fell asleep half way through like a nigger.

 

[guest]

I love instant pudding. I can smash a whole bowl of the shit myself in one sitting and it always makes me pass out hard pretty much as soon as I'm done. I can't think of anything else that does that to me. It only seems to happen with pistachio or chocolate. It's like they put roofies in those flavors.

This fits with how I picture you, a less homicidal Trevor from GTA V

 

[CumiaPoodle]

The only truly acceptable adult nap is in as passenger in a car/train/boat/airplane, during the drive, sitting up.
Whenever I see an adult male just laying around snoozing, I want to go draw swastikas and dicks on his face so badly. It's innate.

I agree. I’m a nigger in that I will nap after eating I’ve never eaten lunch at any job I worked at.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I love instant pudding. I can smash a whole bowl of the shit myself in one sitting and it always makes me pass out hard pretty much as soon as I'm done. I can't think of anything else that does that to me. It only seems to happen with pistachio or chocolate. It's like they put roofies in those flavors.

Never tried the pistachio pudding is it good?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Never tried the pistachio pudding is it good?

It's fucking incredible. It's the best kind.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It's fucking incredible. It's the best kind.

Aight then. I’ll give it a whirl