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I miss his screaming. I kept waiting for the crescendo, but it seems like he's on downers. Maybe his meditating is actually no joke. He should at least do his soy boy character if he's lost the fire in his belly. This one was only a 3/10 for entertainment value. At least he's sticking with his animal themed shirts. Although I'm concerned that his nipples are sticking out while hanging around what sounds like a playground while talking about semen retention. Maybe he considers that the ultimate challenge.I miss him.
The challenge.Why is he in a playground?
First he talks about cumming while around kids, and now this...
Notice the prominent "No children in basket" sign...What is he trying to tell us bros?
I haven't seen a metal grocery cart in over a decade.The fuck kind of tiny-ass shopping cart is that?
Real men, like us Candyster, dump our load of groceries into the trunk and fling the cart to the nearest return across the parking lot and leave.I haven't seen a metal grocery cart in over a decade.
First he talks about cumming while around kids, and now this...
Notice the prominent "No children in basket" sign...What is he trying to tell us bros?
That’s what the kids call a cuck kartThe fuck kind of tiny-ass shopping cart is that?
Cum on, are you kiddingThe challenge.
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