Nigga WHAT??

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You can get Miniature. Highland. Fucking. Cows.



They're real. I need to get one and name him Ray Wilson.

 

[Meownaw]

Why name him Ray when he looks lovable.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Why name him Ray when he looks lovable.

This is the kinda cow Joe would be if he took better care of himself

 

[DMbA]

Starving....

They got any veal back there?

 

[UnPRePared]

You can get Miniature. Highland. Fucking. Cows.



They're real. I need to get one and name him Ray Wilson.

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , I love miniature Highlands.

Gosia does too but we both know we're just not home enough for them. And I'm not enough of a ponce to act like I need an emotional support animal.

Still though... fucking love those little guys.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Best part is you can make veal burgers if you are broke

I'd never harm Ray Wilson. I'd starve first.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , I love miniature Highlands.

Gosia does too but we both know we're just not home enough for them. And I'm not enough of a ponce to act like I need an emotional support animal.

Still though... fucking love those little guys.

There was a farm down the road from me when I was a kid that had a bunch of the big Highlands with the huge horns, I always thought they were cool as fuck. I didn't even know these little motherfuckers existed. I didn't know miniature cows in general were a thing. I need a tiny cow in my yard asap.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Fuckers look like Adam Libby.

No need to thank me for ruining them for you.

 

[Turk February]

Fuckers look like Adam Libby.

No need to thank me for ruining them for you.

Chef Adam Libby is a Hybrid Monster from the unnatural union of tiny cow and lesbian.

 

[BUBBLER]

I bet they taste delicious

 

[Stent]

Not miniature enough. Further breeding deformity is required.

 

[Turk February]

Not miniature enough. Further breeding deformity is required.

make their legs fold in on themselves to make them lower to the ground. Faaawwk yeeeah.

 

[Dog Eater]

make their legs fold in on themselves to make them lower to the ground. Faaawwk yeeeah.

POUNDED AND SMASHED TO THE GROUND #BULLYCOW #SMASHED #BEEFPOUND

 

[BUBBLER]

Not miniature enough. Further breeding deformity is required.

White women torture animals through genetic experiments, and then also fuck them

 

[RobertMewler]

Ha, one day I was fucking around with my watercolors and painted a Highland calf for the fun of it:

Get three so they aren't lonely. They're herd animals and need to be around their own kind. :)

 

[DMAN]

I'll get a blond one and a brown one. Lady Di and Marion.

 

[Dog Eater]

Ha, one day I was fucking around with my watercolors and painted a Highland calf for the fun of it:

Get three so they aren't lonely. They're herd animals and need to be around their own kind. :)

That fucking thing ruined any cuteness the calf has.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Not bad

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Starving....

They got any veal back there?

Fresh out boss

 

[lil chud]

Very cute, would love to pet one.