Nick Mullen. Reveal Yourself!

[Turk February]

One of the members of this forum is Nick Mullen. Come forward or I will never listen to your show again. Not that I listen to it now. But I will start and stop.

 

[Mustard]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Young men with mustaches are stupid looking. It's the same vibe as that one guy in the Backstreet Boys who had the goatee and it made him look like a 40 year old meth head hanging out with a bunch of teenage twinks.

I just wanted everyone to know that.

 

[Mustard]

men with mustaches are stupid looking.

 

[Turk February]

Young men with mustaches are stupid looking. It's the same vibe as that one guy in the Backstreet Boys who had the goatee and it made him look like a 40 year old meth head hanging out with a bunch of teenage twinks.

I just wanted everyone to know that.

You're hurting my feelings and I don't like it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're hurting my feelings and I don't like it.

I'm sorry, Turk. Charles Bronson was a rugged man.

 

[Turk February]

I'm sorry, Turk. Charles Bronson was a rugged man.

He took revenge on those fucking thugs. I was just atoning for trying to cheat on my ex and make myself unfuckable. We are both heroes, really.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He took revenge on those fucking thugs. I was just atoning for trying to cheat on my ex and make myself unfuckable. We are both heroes, really.

Sending punks to hell for murdering your wife and raping your daughter is a little different than pulling an Ellen Page, Turkster.

 

[Turk February]

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Sending punks to hell for murdering your wife and raping your daughter is a little different than pulling an Ellen Page, Turkster.

Excuse you. It's Elliot Page.

 

[Turk February]

My lunch still isn't here

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Excuse you. It's Elliot Page.

I prefer Ellen Page because she was an attractive lady where Elliot Page is an ugly lady with a fake pecker.

 

[chiquita banana]

My lunch still isn't here

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My lunch still isn't here

Patience is a virtue. But not one of the ones from Warriors Of Virtue.

 

[Turk February]

How the fuck did we get here? I don't even look like him. I just had a moustache for a few years.

 

[Gay-Face]

Hey Nick those voices telling you life is pointless and nobody would miss you are right.

Your life is so pathetic you had to go into business with someone you don't respect just to feel worthy of showing up to your own job. Pathetic.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How the fuck did we get here? I don't even look like him. I just had a moustache for a few years.

You look EXACTLY like him, Turk.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think the only comedian that might post here is Zac Amico. Luis wouldn’t surprise me but he seems like a very busy guy.

 

[Turk February]

You look EXACTLY like him, Turk.

You look exactly like him you fucking cheap whore I'll cut your fucking feet off and pee inside them you fucking fag.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You look exactly like him you fucking cheap whore I'll cut your fucking feet off and pee inside them you fucking fag.

Bet you won't.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You look EXACTLY like him, Turk.

Which one is you?