Nice sleep apnea, stupid.

[BoomerSperg]

Getting three to four hours of sleep isn't normal.

When you're an obese alcoholic, it is.

SFWA membership, not even once.

It's okay to just spent all day tweeting and get no sleep when you don't have a job though, right Pat? No responsibilities, mommy-in-law pays for everything, you even force your second, uglier wife to go to debt hearings you caused. Really living the dream life when you should be a homeless bum.

 

[SFWA liaison]

could also be side effects of the blood pressure meds he takes

 

[Chive Turkey]

It's so obvious from his tweeting schedule that he regularly drinks steadily until late in the night and starts tweeting more erratically until he finally dozes off on the fart couch, only to awaken a couple hours later with REM sleep deprivation and immediately start with his childing checklist of the day.

I'm sure all this has no negative effect on the health of an obese 40-year-old with high blood pressure.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Good for Fat that he's "into things" then.

 

[BoomerSperg]

It's so obvious from his tweeting schedule that he regularly drinks steadily until late in the night and starts tweeting more erratically until he finally dozes off on the fart couch, only to awaken a couple hours later with REM sleep deprivation and immediately start with his childing checklist of the day.

I'm sure all this has no negative effect on the health of an obese 40-year-old with high blood pressure.

I've been assured that this is not the case by a redditor.

Pat actually has a wonderful life full of things. He also has SEVERAL JOBS.

 

[Chive Turkey]

"Full of purpose"

You and your roommate-wife have nothing resembling careers or worthwhile activities. It's all larping at this point with zero net profit.

"Fulfillment"

Which is why you spend your every waking second desperately trying to get attention on social media. That's totally what fulfilled people do.

"Creativity"

Everything you do is derivative and glommed from what you think is popular. You don't have a single original hambone in your body.

"Exploration"

Exploring all the overpriced tourist traps PPP loans can afford.

"Friends"

We pretty much never see you engage with people anyone could legitimately call a 'friend'. Hoolies staff and other SWFA Twitter addicts you rarely see in person don't count. Seeing you engage with other people in a genuine social setting is so rare that we still don't have a fucking clue who any of those people really are.

"Family"

Their appearances in the Patverse are just as sparse as those of your enigmatic 'friends'. You constantly subtly badmouth Kyle when he's mentioned. We haven't seen you mention your parents until the fake swaTTing accusations. If anything, it seems like you've ostracized yourself from nearly all of them. How was Thanksgiving at the in laws, faggot?

Wrong in every single detail as always, torquer.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I've been assured that this is not the case by a redditor.

Pat actually has a wonderful life full of things. He also has SEVERAL JOBS.

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We have to realize that Fat literally works 21h a day solely for our amusement.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Full of purpose?

That might be the biggest lie he’s ever told. His life is tweeting and laying around. Nothing is on the horizon.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Jobs.

Rim and blow to niggers.