Nice reputation stupid

[CumiaPoodle]

I’m starting a podcast where I will be using something organically hilarious to gain F level internet celebrity fame. I’m planning on taking myself very seriously guys. So do not criticize me or god forbid the woman who doesn’t show her tits cunt or asshole yet thinks she’s one of the guys. Despite contributing pages upon pages of kike and nigger hatred, she’s a lady, and that’s off limits.

When I’m called out for that I think I’m going to take it poorly and react like a woman. I hope some of you guys like free pizzas cuz I sure like middle school math quiz prizes as gimmicks because I lack any comedic talent.

Whatever you do, do not PM me. I will be leaking them during a bipolar episode because I’m a power hungry hypocrite. Who’s going to try but fail at profiteering off of one of the last funny and honest things in a time when the world is completely filled with fraudulent unfunny phony shit.

I hope you all appreciate my hard work as I’ve been the only forum member creating content for months. Even if I’m stealing it from coonskin. Just a heads up, ya know that guy I’ve spent years mocking? Well the man who takes care of the child he abandoned died. Yeah he had a heart attack. Leaving behind his grieving children and wife. I will be announcing it later in a desperate attempt to swing momentum back my way after a series of monumental fuck ups. Oh shit I was going to be a sick fuck and milk that on air.

But don’t judge me for it or I’ll try to dox you.
Anyways, stay tuned for the debut of MY podcast. Of which I AM the HOST and get to decide who talks and who doesn’t god damn it!!. It doesn’t matter that I have the energy and charisma of an assistant manager working overnights at target. Did I mention I accept donations?

 

[guest]

If we want to debate you, are we only allowed to do it on your podcast? And only if we have a sign up date before you did?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

If we want to debate you, are we only allowed to do it on your podcast? And only if we have a sign up date before you did?

If you signed up a second later anything you’ve ever thought is retroactively invalidated by that fact. Unless your thoughts are about how great my podcast is. That’s fine.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

But for real, your podcast would actually be good.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

But for real, your podcast would actually be good.

I appreciate that very much and really do wish I shared that same belief in myself. At the very least I would know exactly what not to do. But ya niggas scare the fuck out of me. If had even half the talent needed (I don’t) i would be too shook lol.

Would you ever consider giving it a shot?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I appreciate that very much and really do wish I shared that same belief in myself. At the very least I would know exactly what not to do. But ya niggas scare the fuck out of me. If had even half the talent needed (I don’t) i would be too shook lol.

Would you ever consider giving it a shot?

The dulcet tones of your Long Island, K-Man's Australian and my Dutch accent would be quite the aural cocktail of awesomeness.

But i have to warn you, when i start to ramble about Lucy i won't shut up.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

The dulcet tones of your Long Island, K-Man's Australian and my Dutch accent would be quite the aural cocktail of awesomeness.

But i have to warn you, when i start to ramble about Lucy i won't shut up.

Actually without any sarcasm that does sound intriguing. I do have a shitty longisland yet kind of Puerto Rican niggery accent. That Mixed with your Australian and Dutch would really interesting.

Please do speak of Lucy. At length if you wish. when I talk about bam the same thing happens to me.

When you talk about lawless you scream that you’re going to rape that nigger right?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

When you talk about lawless you scream that you’re going to rape that nigger right?

 

[guest]

The smooth tones of your Long Island, K-Man's Australian and my Dutch accent would be quite the aural cocktail of awesomeness.

But i have to warn you, when i start to ramble about Lucy i won't shut up.

Please please please do a podcast, I bet it would be autistically hilarious.
Also fuck you for deleting youtube posts and fuck that bum Patreeky.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

When you talk about lawless you scream that you’re going to rape that nigger right?

But i rather have Lucy pin me down and violate me in any way she wants, she will whisper in my ear what a dirty pest i am while she's using my body for all of her most twisted fantasies.

Afterwards she will hold me in her strong arms and rock me gently to sleep while calling me a good boy.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Actually without any sarcasm that does sound intriguing. I do have a shitty longisland yet kind of Puerto Rican niggery accent. That Mixed with your Australian and Dutch would really interesting.

Please do speak of Lucy. At length if you wish. when I talk about bam the same thing happens to me.

When you talk about lawless you scream that you’re going to rape that nigger right?

The dulcet tones of your Long Island, K-Man's Australian and my Dutch accent would be quite the aural cocktail of awesomeness.

But i have to warn you, when i start to ramble about Lucy i won't shut up.

I've openly been all about doing a podcast. The difference with me is that I don't care if it's awkward or low quality; just so long as it's amusing on some level. I wouldn't do more than an hour per week unless it was stupidly funny.

Dan's concept of "professionalism" is antithetical to what we are, I say we throw shit against the wall and see if it sticks. Why be afraid of the results? I don't understand that.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I've openly been all about doing a podcast. The difference with me is that I don't care if it's awkward or low quality; just so long as it's amusing on some level. I wouldn't do more than an hour per week unless it was stupidly funny.

Dan's concept of "professionalism" is antithetical to what we are, I say we throw shit against the wall and see if it sticks. Why be afraid of the results? I don't understand that.

I wish there was a voice note option. I would show you guys just how terrible of a speaker I can be unless I’m the right amount of wasted.

I believe the pedophile from that stupid radio show before Ron and fez called it a “two beer buzz”

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I wish there was a voice note option. I would show you guys just how terrible of a speaker I can be unless I’m the right amount of wasted.

I believe the pedophile from that stupid radio show before Ron and fez called it a “two beer buzz”

My voice is shit too, as some members could attest to. No, if you're serious about doing this shit, then fuck being embarrassed. You've already admitted to atrocities, nobody's going to criticize your podcasting skills.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

My voice is shit too, as some members could attest to. No, if you're serious about doing this shit, then fuck being embarrassed. You've already admitted to atrocities, nobody's going to criticize your podcasting skills.

My best friends mom was a whore. She was 33 when I was 13 and her oldest son was 16. Her face was ehhh but she had the body girls almost kill themselves at the gym to have. The biggest ass I’ve ever seen to this very day. With barely any weight on her. Maybe she was 155 pounds but it was all in her ass and thighs.

Everyone would go to his house just to see his mom. This was every day. She was a Latina milf. When I first met her son he sold me a pair of her used panties for a dollar. Pretty soon I was skipping school to Jack off using her panties to wrap around my dick another pair in my mouth one around my face with the pussy part right on my nose.

Couple months later kids would just walk in to do it. one time I walked in picked up her pants she used for work the day before. (She worked standing on her feet all day walking) I inhaled the asshole part for a while. Lied down on her bed with a bunch of panties and jacked off. This was a king size bed. I never came this much ever again. It hit all the corners of the bed. There was barely more than 10 by 10 inch square that wasn’t covered in cum.

Another friend came with me to his house. I asked if he wanted to go first as I had done this so many times. He said he didn’t want to do it. I called everyone so excited because even in porn I never seen anything like it. My friend who refused earlier walked in and said get out. I’m like why he said “It’s my turn” 3 minutes after he said that he walked out. I was like you change your mind? He was like “nah I’m done”

When we all went back in there. There was cum smeared everywhere. It fully covered the bed now. But he never grabbed a pair of panties. He just rolled around in my cum like a little pig in mud and jacked off. Which made him finish in almost two and a half minutes.

A year later we all got drunk off Jack Daniels and he told everyone he was gay. The next day said that we were making it up and he didn’t remember that.

EDIT: this dude also got really fucked up off ambien went into my living room. Then In front of everyone who was there pulled his pants down and tried shoving a size 7 Ralph Lauren polo boot up his ass while attempting to sing the star spangled banner. He got stabbed in the lung area with a screw driver when he refused to give up his little cousins PSP to the gang members trying to rob him. Years later I was going to this park everyday for a week to chill with these girls. With my friend who sold me his moms panties. The day we didn’t go. Gay kids cousin was brought to the park by his gang. While he was on the swings smoking he was Shot in the back of the head the bullet exited through his mouth broke his teeth. They emptied the rest of the bullets into his chest.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Will you lose your mind over the slightest bit of criticism and then pretend it's an ironic bit afterwards to save face? Because if not, you can count me out.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Will you lose your mind over the slightest bit of criticism and then pretend it's an ironic bit afterwards to save face? Because if not, you can count me out.

I’ll even kick Johnnycomelately off the podcast when he’s making me look like the sanitized boring unfunny faggot I am. Then go on to bitch about it for the rest of the show.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

My best friends mom was a whore. She was 33 when I was 13 and her oldest son was 16. Her face was ehhh but she had the body girls almost kill themselves at the gym to have. The biggest ass I’ve ever seen to this very day. With barely any weight on her. Maybe she was 155 pounds but it was all in her ass and thighs.

Everyone would go to his house just to see his mom. This was every day. She was a Latina milf. When I first met her son he sold me a pair of her used panties for a dollar. Pretty soon I was skipping school to Jack off using her panties to wrap around my dick another pair in my mouth one around my face with the pussy part right on my nose.

Couple months later kids would just walk in to do it. one time I walked in picked up her pants she used for work the day before. (She worked standing on her feet all day walking) I inhaled the asshole part for a while. Lied down on her bed with a bunch of panties and jacked off. This was a king size bed. I never came this much ever again. It hit all the corners of the bed. There was barely more than 10 by 10 inch square that wasn’t covered in cum.

Another friend came with me to his house. I asked if he wanted to go first as I had done this so many times. He said he didn’t want to do it. I called everyone so excited because even in porn I never seen anything like it. My friend who refused earlier walked in and said get out. I’m like why he said “It’s my turn” 3 minutes after he said that he walked out. I was like you change your mind? He was like “nah I’m done”

When we all went back in there. There was cum smeared everywhere. It fully covered the bed now. But he never grabbed a pair of panties. He just rolled around in my cum like a little pig in mud and jacked off. Which made him finish in almost two and a half minutes.

A year later we all got drunk off Jack Daniels and he told everyone he was gay. The next day said that we were making it up and he didn’t remember that.

EDIT: this dude also got really fucked up off ambien went into my living room. Then In front of everyone who was there pulled his pants down and tried shoving a size 7 Ralph Lauren polo boot up his ass while attempting to sing the star spangled banner. He got stabbed in the lung area with a screw driver when he refused to give up his little cousins PSP to the gang members trying to rob him. Years later I was going to this park everyday for a week to chill with these girls. With my friend who sold me his moms panties. The day we didn’t go. Gay kids cousin was brought to the park by his gang. While he was on the swings smoking he was Shot in the back of the head the bullet exited through his mouth broke his teeth. They emptied the rest of the bullets into his chest.

Oh you were finished?!

 

[guest]

cumiapoodle's podcast sounds basically like a Joey Diaz knock-off

PASS

 

[RobertMewler]

My best friends mom was a whore. She was 33 when I was 13 and her oldest son was 16. Her face was ehhh but she had the body girls almost kill themselves at the gym to have. The biggest ass I’ve ever seen to this very day. With barely any weight on her. Maybe she was 155 pounds but it was all in her ass and thighs.

Everyone would go to his house just to see his mom. This was every day. She was a Latina milf. When I first met her son he sold me a pair of her used panties for a dollar. Pretty soon I was skipping school to Jack off using her panties to wrap around my dick another pair in my mouth one around my face with the pussy part right on my nose.

Couple months later kids would just walk in to do it. one time I walked in picked up her pants she used for work the day before. (She worked standing on her feet all day walking) I inhaled the asshole part for a while. Lied down on her bed with a bunch of panties and jacked off. This was a king size bed. I never came this much ever again. It hit all the corners of the bed. There was barely more than 10 by 10 inch square that wasn’t covered in cum.

Another friend came with me to his house. I asked if he wanted to go first as I had done this so many times. He said he didn’t want to do it. I called everyone so excited because even in porn I never seen anything like it. My friend who refused earlier walked in and said get out. I’m like why he said “It’s my turn” 3 minutes after he said that he walked out. I was like you change your mind? He was like “nah I’m done”

When we all went back in there. There was cum smeared everywhere. It fully covered the bed now. But he never grabbed a pair of panties. He just rolled around in my cum like a little pig in mud and jacked off. Which made him finish in almost two and a half minutes.

A year later we all got drunk off Jack Daniels and he told everyone he was gay. The next day said that we were making it up and he didn’t remember that.

EDIT: this dude also got really fucked up off ambien went into my living room. Then In front of everyone who was there pulled his pants down and tried shoving a size 7 Ralph Lauren polo boot up his ass while attempting to sing the star spangled banner. He got stabbed in the lung area with a screw driver when he refused to give up his little cousins PSP to the gang members trying to rob him. Years later I was going to this park everyday for a week to chill with these girls. With my friend who sold me his moms panties. The day we didn’t go. Gay kids cousin was brought to the park by his gang. While he was on the swings smoking he was Shot in the back of the head the bullet exited through his mouth broke his teeth. They emptied the rest of the bullets into his chest.

Is this Boomia copypasta?