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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Nice inability to swim, stupids.
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Glug glug, fucking apes
bix nood
This happened around here a few summers ago, but with Hindus. The two kids started drowning, so the parents jumped in, then they started drowning and the father jumped in, then they all drowned. And the kicker was that it was a fucking above-ground pool, I shit you not.
This reeks of a triple murder cover up/fundraising scam.
Not because it sounds suspicious, but because the woman is black.
Not because it sounds suspicious, but because the woman is black.
This is the funniest thing I read in a very, very long time.
Suspicious as hell. Even if you dont know how to swim, how do you die in a backyard pool? Even if you’re in the deep end, you can kick off the wall and launch yourself to the shallow. Doesnt make any sense to me
counterpoint: niggers are too dumb to scam
Slip and fall school doesn't pay dem beels.
Blacks don't know how to swim because they don't have rap albums that'll teach them
It seems ridiculous, I agree, but there's something about water that turns dark-skinned people into total retards. There's a small river not far from here and in the summer of 2020 it was invaded by hordes of spics, who'd have big parties on the bank and splash around and whatnot. One of them jumped off an 8 foot high bridge into a foot of water and had to be airlifted out. It never occurred to the dolt to see how deep it was, he just saw water and decided to jump in. And every summer there's at least one story about some dumb nog who went to the beach for the first time ever and decided to wade out into the ocean despite never having swum before in his life.
Rock Fish
Compound Media subscribers have been scammed by Nigger Cumia for years. He also scams his way into toddlers diapers.
counterpoint: he's made exactly $5 total the entire time compound media has been in operation
I got nothin
It is a fundraising scam almost for sure
I think I’ll pass on this one.
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aw lawwd, swimming? Dat be a nigga's kryptoni---glug glug gluggg