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Pretty much everyone in this sphere. Volcano Virgin, Jackie, Patrick himself, Niki, Niki's dad, that gnome avatar guy McNutty or whatever, Ooga, most of SFWAOur list of those is shockingly long.
Betsy
Heidi (debatable because you can at least get a hand job for $3)
Eric (debatable because he raped Heidi so bad she now gives hand jobs for $3)
Shane
What are some of those other deadbeats we got?
There's also cough medicine and poop sex in that rooms aromaI always imagine a subtle but nauseating old people mustiness, along with old books, and stale vitamin pills
Lol
Does that one dumb ass not realize you can't be fired for having jury duty?New bill post. He set up the big guy's iPad
Idk if you've ever helped an old person with a device but I date senior citizens, so. It involves installing the Facebook app and then figuring out how to log in, remembering emails and passwords, having to get into the email for a code. Impossible.
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Genuine retards, man.Does that one dumb ass not realize you can't be fired for having jury duty?
Heidi Hildeman works. She also steals but she, uh, works hard for money.It would be shorter—though much more difficult—to list Patsphere characters who aren't deadbeats
Are you trying to say you live a cleaner lifestyle??????
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