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Nice greasy-yet-see-through 'hair', stupid
- Thread starter Muppet Mouth Marion
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Our nana
Honestly, why the fuck are Italians so oily? Like, they're perpetually wet with grease.
it's so they can sliiiiide into the DMs of underaged females
We saw how he lives when he was in that shithole apartment in NY. Wears the same jeans for weeks, the same shirts for a week straight. Nana likely rarely showers.
I would like to open hand slap Ant in the side of his head. I would land with mostly palm and his old lady equilibrium would fail him. As he is falling I would quickly push a chair underneath him so his head clanked off of it on the way down, hopefully snapping his neck.
Joe would come in trying to act tough and I would land a stiff side kick right above his knee and blow out his quadriceps. He would lurch forward as his leg gave out and collapse on top of his good leg, which would ideally suffer a catastrophic injury due to the weight of his sizeable midriff.
As they both lay on the ground, Warren would come rushing in crying and he would throw a tantrum at me. He would windmill forward with his skinny limbs and the shriek of an autistic banshee. I would follow up with a stiff right cross right on his nose, exploding it like a ketchup packet.
I would then beat my chest like a great ape and defecate on Ant’s cell phone to mark my territory.
If Ant lived, all he would be able to do is twitch his alcoholism thumb from his wheelchair. I would place his shit-phone in front of his twitch thumb and he would have no choice but to twitch it due to his severe social media addiction.
Joe would come in trying to act tough and I would land a stiff side kick right above his knee and blow out his quadriceps. He would lurch forward as his leg gave out and collapse on top of his good leg, which would ideally suffer a catastrophic injury due to the weight of his sizeable midriff.
As they both lay on the ground, Warren would come rushing in crying and he would throw a tantrum at me. He would windmill forward with his skinny limbs and the shriek of an autistic banshee. I would follow up with a stiff right cross right on his nose, exploding it like a ketchup packet.
I would then beat my chest like a great ape and defecate on Ant’s cell phone to mark my territory.
If Ant lived, all he would be able to do is twitch his alcoholism thumb from his wheelchair. I would place his shit-phone in front of his twitch thumb and he would have no choice but to twitch it due to his severe social media addiction.
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They put olive oil in everything on account of being retarded
Overturned furniture as well.
If his greasy dago ticker hadn't gone on the fritz, he'd still be in that fetid hidey-hole apartment to this very day. Just like his bloated, retarded brother, his entire gay persona is a painfully transparent ruse. I'd bet that house of his is already a filthy hovel.
Did that little tranny hatch from his ass egg?
Nice JFK autopsy hair, stupid.
Luigizamo was so confusing to me as a cast, hard to wrap the melon around a cute fuckable young Luigi.
He & Bob Hoskins just spent the entire shoot boozing and messing about, and considering how the script & direction turned out I don't blame either of them. It seems like neither of them knew what Super Mario Bros was or is about either, which is fantastic and as it should be.
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That picture of Marion with her mouth open is hilarious.
Can I post this GIF in r/TACN? I don't want to steal your work without permission
Only if you include #MarionMania
