Nice cruise outfit, stupid

[Torque’sHeadBump]

His udder is basically protruding from that ancient SOA shirt. Joseph Cumia heads back to the reality of being a bum with no prospects that collects a welfare cheque from his baby brother. But, let’s look at the bright side: at least he’s got his eyes open!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Bonus pic of the keto breakfast:

Not only did the cow get home fries, he got a hash brown and some English muffins too. #chewthoroughly #moo #ketoboomer

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I'm often tempted to take a cruise because of the convenience/price and the fact I love the ocean, but shit like this is why I've never done it.

If I'm spending money and on vacation, it would irritate the shit out of me to sit next to some guy in a sleeveless shirt indoors dropping armpit hairs on the table.

Meanwhile, AntH got enraged, took a creep shot and cried on social media because a black family was using the basketball court on one of his shitty cruises. I know I'd much rather have black people using the ship's recreation area outside as opposed to sitting next to a Q'umia in a restaurant without sleeves.

 

[guest]

is he drinking chocolate milk?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

is he drinking chocolate child spit?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

No eggs Benedict on a roll this morning

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"Decadence". Meanwhile, he's dressed in rags, wearing clothes that are visibly falling apart. "SAMCRO"...LOL, why not wear a shirt with the numbers from "Lost" or a Jack Bauer shirt, just so everyone can see that you haven't bought new clothes even once in the last fifteen years?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't get why it's not enough to just cut the sleeves off his shirts, he cuts them way down the sides as well like he's fucking Rich Piana. He has several that he cut the collar out of too. That shit is only acceptable if you're a huge bodybuilder, flamboyantly gay, or in a hair metal band in the late 80's-early 90's (flamboyantly gay).

 

[Gay Faggot.]

is he drinking chocolate milk?

No. He just produced it.

Get it? Because he’s a “brown cow”.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, I don't care if he's on vacation or whatever, but he should be ashamed of those tattoos and try to hide them wherever he goes. How about a nice long sleeved henley? But then he might come off as half assed respectable at first glance. Can't have that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

is he drinking chocolate milk?

I always order chocolate milk with breakfast because I don't drink coffee. But I am a trash hick and a stupid child. If I have a girlfriend with me I blow bubbles in it until they yell at me and make fools of both of us. One of my best friends gets fucking Sprite with his breakfast, which is the most niggery shit I've ever seen.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

What a dirtbag.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I don't get why it's not enough to just cut the sleeves off his shirts, he cuts them way down the sides as well like he's fucking Rich Piana. He has several that he cut the collar out of too. That shit is only acceptable if you're a huge bodybuilder, flamboyantly gay, or in a hair metal band in the late 80's-early 90's (flamboyantly gay).

He wants the world to think he's so massive and so hulking that regular clothes are just too constrictive and restraining for him. Joe can't be encumbered by things like sleeves, he's 6-1, you know.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

What a dirtbag.

Im just an old age dirtbag, baby!

Performed by the tribute band, Beetus

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Thats some trash rag shirt for yardwork and should have been thrown away years ago. He packed it thinking its a perfect vacation shirt to be seen in public wearing. Oblivious to the fact that he is the white trash that people make fun of about cruises.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Imagine being 65 like Joe and having no idea what "decadence" is. He really is LI trash right to the bone.

He'll go to his grave without knowing what luxury is. And that makes me happy.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Imagine being 65 like Joe and having no idea what "decadence" is. He really is LI trash right to the bone.

He'll go to his grave without knowing what luxury is. And that makes me happy.

You just know that this jadrool was eating at the Hard Rock Cafe when he was overseas in Italy lol

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

You just know that this jadrool was eating at the Hard Rock Cafe when he was overseas in Italy lol

And getting looked at like a POS by the locals whenever he tried to use the 5 Italian words he knows.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

And getting looked at like a POS by the locals whenever he tried to use the 5 Italian words he knows.

Signore, uuuuh, do uhhh you uh have any uhhh Black Rifle espresso??? Signore?!

 

[guest]

Wonder if he wore that “dress shirt” with the badass chains printed on. Living the life unlike us LOSERS and he got the girl!