Nibbler is having none of it today

[Clint Ruin]

I hope he's hiding because he's dying of painful cancer. I hope all your pets suffer and die in front of you, Rick.

So do you, though, you'd get like thirty likes out of it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Even the lizard hates him

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Uh yeah, she's tired of you trying to rape her you fat faggot.

 

[DanFielding]

Even reptiles realize what a hideous monster he is.

 

[guest]

"They’ve spent the last three days tormenting me on twitter over the death of one of our pets on Tuesday evening"

 

[Clint Ruin]

"They’ve spent the last three days tormenting me on twitter over the death of one of our pets on Tuesday evening"

The funny thing is, that's the meanest we can get because he has no loved ones to lose.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Even his pet names are hacky, dated pop culture references.

What're the odds he's cheering on the second Futurama reboot, when everyone with a brain is wary about getting burned a second time?

 

[Meownaw]

Even his pet names are hacky, dated pop culture references.

What're the odds he's cheering on the second Futurama reboot, when everyone with a brain is wary about getting burned a second time?

He is drinking slurm and thinking about it. And by slurm I mean cum.

 

[guest]

Uh yeah, she's tired of you trying to EAT her you fat faggot.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Poor lil feller

 

[Raymond]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hate to be a broken record but I think Robert Mewler is sick. 3 year old cat looks 20.

 

[Raymond]

I hate to be a broken record but I think Robert Mewler is sick. 3 year old cat looks 20.

The eyes look always sad. Severe case of depression.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The eyes look always sad. Severe case of depression.

Sad and he's always all ruffled up and disheveled like an old cat who stops cleaning themself as much.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I hate to be a broken record but I think Robert Mewler is sick. 3 year old cat looks 20.

I thought you were saying our own Mews was sick for a second there, which would be a shame. I hope you are right and his cat is not only sick, but that it's contagious and can spread to humans

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

His house smells like shit

 

[kingship75]

The funny thing is, that's the meanest we can get because he has no loved ones to lose.

You don't think Pig will have a further psychotic break once Mama Raven assumes room-temperature?

I'll take that bet, brothaman.

 

[kingship75]

I hate to be a broken record but I think Robert Mewler is sick. 3 year old cat looks 20.

Maybe Andrew could retrieve the cat the next time he goes to visit Pat. @RobertMewler gets custody, of course.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

This tweet of Patrick's seems pointless even for him. Is it supposed to be interesting? Funny? It comes off to me as more... I dunno, fat?

 

[guest]

Who is he even fucking talking to besides us? Delusional retard.