New Theory: Patrick is now being cucked by his old high school bully

[NortheastPhilly]

I choose to believe it

 

[firstimelongtime]

Lolwut Katie? Progressive.

edit: I retarded. As is whomever did the layout. Name under, not over.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Lolwut Katie? Progressive.

edit: I retarded. As is whomever did the layout. Name under, not over.

No, those retards put the names above the photo instead of underneath

 

[guest]

I'll believe literally anything.

 

[firstimelongtime]

No, those retards put the names above the photo instead of underneath

Yeah, noticed right after posting. Sorry, Dustin. And Daniel, “It gets better.”

 

[Brooke Shields]

nah you're born with those retarded melting eyelids

Justin may be fat by now but he's not chink-eyed blind

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Lolwut Katie? Progressive.

edit: I retarded. As is whomever did the layout. Name under, not over.

Katie Gaffney definitely fucked Niki. He waited in line for Paul Molitor's autograph and then raw dogged her in a parking lot.

 

[garbageman2244]

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I choose to believe it

How does that happen to the eyes? Pat has it too to a lesser degree, but I've never seen anyone else with it. He's got chinky little slits now but they looked normal 25 years ago. I don't understand. Poor Midwestern stock? Fat?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He hasn’t denied it so it must be true.

 

[PickleRickle]

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Why would his ancestors do this

 

[TorqueWheeler]

One of Pat's parents (Iforgot which) even went to school with Rich Voss. We're living in a simulation, maaaan.

 

[PickleRickle]

One of Pat's parents (Iforgot which) even went to school with Rich Voss. We're living in a simulation, maaaan.

Chincy Jones crush any puss back then? Oh wait, he's got the worst fuckin lazy eye i've ever seen holy shit please help nyarlotepr'yela'ryleyarla

 

[More Worser]

How does that happen to the eyes? Pat has it too to a lesser degree, but I've never seen anyone else with it. He's got chinky little slits now but they looked normal 25 years ago. I don't understand. Poor Midwestern stock? Fat?

Blue collar White guys get those because of exposure to the elements and sun, that’s what you’re seeing here.

So do extremely, beyond-morbidly obese people. That’s what you’re seeing on Pat. Notice the fish mouth too. A face swap of the one on the left with Pat would hardly look any different.

 

[guest]

As much as I want to believe, the guy's name is Joseph Brouette. Though maybe he's in there too.

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[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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I choose to believe it

This guy wore a wife beater for class pics? Hahahahahah

 

[guest]

It isn't him, but the important thing is it could've been. Also that Jeff guy no doubt made Fat's schooldays a living hell. Pat probably still fantasizes about beating him up.

 

[bantadant]

This guy wore a wife beater for class pics? Hahahahahah

This dude got all the pussy that Pat pretends he got back in school

 

[TorqueWheeler]

So I did a bit of stalking investigative journalism and I tracked down Ol' Joe at Montello High in WI. Class of '98 despite looking insanely old for that now.

Here he is Freshman year.

Big Joe skipped the class photo the following year but he was on the wrestling team and this other shit.

Class photo Joe returned the next year and he was on the wrestling and football teams.

Senior year Joe has no class photo and there's no mention of him at all except that he was still playing football. Perhaps he just didn't feel like graduating.

 

[guest]

So I did a bit of stalking investigative journalism and I tracked down Ol' Joe at Montello High in WI. Class of '98 despite looking insanely old for that now.

Here he is Freshman year.

Big Joe skipped the class photo the following year but he was on the wrestling team and this other shit.

Class photo Joe returned the next year and he was on the wrestling and football teams.

Senior year Joe has no class photo and there's no mention of him at all except that he was still playing football. Perhaps he just didn't feel like graduating.

Tim Berg is the alpha American 1990s version of @Patreeky. Dude was getting shadow boners wrestling with sweaty men while still crushing puss and listening to The Pretenders.