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New M. Night movie

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I can already guess the twist will be they need to sacrifice one of them because they're a gay couple and the home invaders will be fundamental Christians. Bautista is also a faggot.

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Well thanks for that you abominable faggot. Now I’m going to have to waste 90 minutes of my life stealing this online. Sorry, internet. You didn’t do anything wrong.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
*Spoiler Alert*

In the original fag book they shoot the little kid on accident. Then the crazy people all kill each other. Leaving the fag couple alone in the world with each other and no idea if the apocalypse was really coming. The premise is that some fag couple takes their chink pet to a cabin in the woods and four strangers show up claiming that they must make a human sacrifice to prevent the end of the world. And that the fag couple must kill one of their own or else God will be angry.

This movie will get mass marketed. As usual with hack M Night. The studio will pay for positive reviews. It will be hailed as the greatest horror film since the last studio pushed piece of dogshit.
 

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
*Spoiler Alert*

In the original fag book they shoot the little kid on accident. Then the crazy people all kill each other. Leaving the fag couple alone in the world with each other and no idea if the apocalypse was really coming. The premise is that some fag couple takes their chink pet to a cabin in the woods and four strangers show up claiming that they must make a human sacrifice to prevent the end of the world. And that the fag couple must kill one of their own or else God will be angry.

This movie will get mass marketed. As usual with hack M Night. The studio will pay for positive reviews. It will be hailed as the greatest horror film since the last studio pushed piece of dogshit.
That sounds like a rip off of that movie It Comes at Night except way more fucking awful
 

Stent

outcomes, not intent - mod wisdom
Maybe I'd take the premise more seriously if gays proved they could stop fucking worse than animals for a couple of days to prevent monkeypox spreading across the globe.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
That sounds like a rip off of that movie It Comes at Night except way more fucking awful
There is a great obscure movie called "Miracle Mile" that is a million times better of a premise. A guy meets a waitress at a museum and asks her out on a date. She says that she works at a diner at night shift and won't be done until 4am but they can get breakfast as a date. Guy forgets to set his alarm and shows up at her diner at like 5am or whatever and the other waitresses insult him for standing the girl up for their date because he is late and she went home.

He goes to make a call to her on the payphone but it rings before he can make his call so he answers it. Guy on the other end is freaking out trying to contact his father and says that the Russian Navy just sent missiles into California that they will arrive within the hour and that WW3 is starting. And that his father needs to flee away from the coasts where the war will be. And that California is about to be wiped off of the map as a first strike event.

And the rest of the movie is the main character trying to escape California and warning everyone that WW3 is starting yet his only proof is the phone call that could easily be a hoax that he fell for. It gets so out of control that the media becomes convinced WW3 is starting and cause a national riot.
 

Rink Lee Fa Ni

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There is a great obscure movie called "Miracle Mile" that is a million times better of a premise. A guy meets a waitress at a museum and asks her out on a date. She says that she works at a diner at night shift and won't be done until 4am but they can get breakfast as a date. Guy forgets to set his alarm and shows up at her diner at like 5am or whatever and the other waitresses insult him for standing the girl up for their date because he is late and she went home.

He goes to make a call to her on the payphone but it rings before he can make his call so he answers it. Guy on the other end is freaking out trying to contact his father and says that the Russian Navy just sent missiles into California that they will arrive within the hour and that WW3 is starting. And that his father needs to flee away from the coasts where the war will be. And that California is about to be wiped off of the map as a first strike event.

And the rest of the movie is the main character trying to escape California and warning everyone that WW3 is starting yet his only proof is the phone call that could easily be a hoax that he fell for. It gets so out of control that the media becomes convinced WW3 is starting and cause a national riot.

Great fawkin movie, I have it in my top 5 favorites
 
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