New bit idea: waving "bye bye" to Ubers after they drop you off

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It can't be a normal wave, which would still be strange. It has to be a "bye bye!" wave. I bet more than a few would wave back

 

[Leeeavings]

It can't be a normal wave, which would still be strange. It has to be a "bye bye!" wave. I bet more than a few would wave back

You have to yell and jump up and down like it’s a boat leaving for years

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It can't be a normal wave, which would still be strange. It has to be a "bye bye!" wave. I bet more than a few would wave back

I do the overzealous retard wave a lot where you smile real big and rapidly flap your hand from side to side. It makes people either think you're being sarcastic and makes them regret waving at you or they think you're retarded. Both of those outcomes are pretty funny to me.

 

[Leeeavings]

I do the overzealous retard wave a lot where you smile real big and rapidly flap your hand from side to side. It makes people either think you're being sarcastic and makes them regret waving at you or they think you're retarded. Both of those outcomes are pretty funny to me.

Brother

 

[Leeeavings]

Handkerchief +5 points

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

WWAW always intercepting waves in public? If I notice someone waving to someone else and I'm between the two I will enthusiastically return the wave, smile and maintain eye contact.

 

[BUBBLER]

WWAW always intercepting waves in public? If I notice someone waving to someone else and I'm between the two I will enthusiastically return the wave, smile and maintain eye contact.

I only do it if it's a hot girl

I think of it as mentally raping her hello

 

[Brooke Shields]

I only do it if it's a hot girl

I think of it as mentally raping her hello

Wow, that's a really good way to rape. Thanks for the idea. I love rape

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I was watching the Hitler channel and they were talking about Khrushchev, the guy who took over after Stalin died, and they showed him waving like a total faggot multiple times. I loffed.

 

[Kinderman]

Blowing them a kiss wouldn’t hurt anything

 

[fusciasomething]

All I can think about it Pedo Paul from litcrit

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Blowing them a kiss wouldn’t hurt anything

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Blowing them a kiss wouldn’t hurt anything

I do that when someone lets me merge. So far I haven't been run off the road, so people must like it.

 

[Kinderman]

I do that when someone lets me merge. So far I haven't been run off the road, so people must like it.

Might steal that bit. Sometimes I like to sneak in a “babe” or “sweetie” when interacting with a guy I don’t know. Like “okay thanks hun.” So far only one dude has called me on it, and he laughed.

 

[BUBBLER]

Might steal that bit. Sometimes I like to sneak in a “babe” or “sweetie” when interacting with a guy I don’t know. Like “okay thanks hun.” So far only one dude has called me on it, and he laughed.

Just admit you're fishing for gay sex