Never forget

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Thikki gave this to Pig for his 42 birthday

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

A not so subtle way of saying 'get busy writing, stupid'.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

$250!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stent]

Why pay off a $50k debt or the mortgage? Buy toys.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

$250!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know, fucking ridiculous.
I saw one at Target tonight and thought for a second the price must be a mistake.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Probably still sitting unmade in the box.

 

[HH Brother]

$250!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do they make sinks, funster.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

No, child, none of the prezzies I received were toys. LEGO sets are not toys, staIker, they are models. You will be able to enjoy neither in prison, staIker. Enjoy.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he has never shown it built, I'm thinking 1.2 GPA couldn't assemble it

 

[Stent]

Ay yo, Niki. I been to Walmart an my keeds won't want dis shit. Ain't that fat dumb muthafucka be writin' an shit?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Why pay off a $50k debt or the mortgage? Buy toys.

Hang on though,

"While the MSRP is $249.99, the current average price on the secondary markets is around $230. The set is estimated to retire sometime within mid to late 2023. Once retired, the expected annual growth will be close to 5% after the second year, which will value the set between $296 and $311 shortly after it is retired."

So as you can see, they stand to profit anywhere between 46 to 61 dollars on their investment.
Probably the best financial decision Thikki has ever made.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No, child, none of the prezzies I received were toys. LEGO sets are not toys, staIker, they are models. You will be able to enjoy neither in prison, staIker. Enjoy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hang on though,

"While the MSRP is $249.99, the current average price on the secondary markets is around $230. The set is estimated to retire sometime within mid to late 2023. Once retired, the expected annual growth will be close to 5% after the second year, which will value the set between $296 and $311 shortly after it is retired."

So as you can see, they stand to profit anywhere between 46 to 61 dollars on their investment.
Probably the best financial decision Thikki has ever made.

Woah, that is enough for a gallon of wood stain.

 

[Stent]

Hang on though,

"While the MSRP is $249.99, the current average price on the secondary markets is around $230. The set is estimated to retire sometime within mid to late 2023. Once retired, the expected annual growth will be close to 5% after the second year, which will value the set between $296 and $311 shortly after it is retired."

So as you can see, they stand to profit anywhere between 46 to 61 dollars on their investment.
Probably the best financial decision Thikki has ever made.

Righteous bucks.

Short T$LA! Invest in Lego sets! Ignore debt! Wall Street Pat.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Why pay off a $50k debt or the mortgage? Buy toys.

I know I constantly say that Pat, for all the childing he spews at others, is a fat toddler. But Niki is at best his enabler and more realistically is also in possession of a pathologically immature mind. In a just world they’d only be allowed to live as wards of the court.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Righteous bucks.

Short T$LA! Invest in Lego sets! Ignore debt! Wall Street Pat.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Pretty fitting that he would get basically a manchild symbol for writing rather than something that actually can write something. A really nice vintage manual typewriter could easily be found for less than half the price of some gay lego set and it could actually be used to generate income with the added bonus of pat not being able to click over to twitter and get distracted.

 

[Stent]

I know I constantly say that Pat, for all the childing he spews at others, is a fat toddler. But Niki is at best his enabler and more realistically is also in possession of a pathologically immature mind. In a just world they’d only be allowed to live as wards of the court.

She must be as loopy as him but in a different way.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

She must be as loopy as him but in a different way.

He’s the rage pig, she’s the pushover pig.

 

[Turd]

No Lego policeman child you did not run a train on my wife, that is simply your delusion, enjoy prison, we will.