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Nana's Book Signing Didn't Go This Way...

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The reviews are in…

“In the end, I'm absolutely disappointed with the quality and content in Permanently Suspended, but truth be told I wasn't expecting much. And to be honest, I get so much comedy and entertainment value out of Anthony on TACS and other shows like the Chip Chipperson podacast, that wasting $20 doesn't even register as an issue for me.”
-EastBronxGuy. 1/5

“It took three people to write this. It took 3 people to write this book. This book offers nothing for the hardcore opie and Anthony fan that you haven't heard before. This will be a waste of money.”
-Bellyoflead. 1/5

“I wanted to like this book as I used to be a big Anthony fan before he delved into the racist cesspool. However, the book is highly unprofessional and littered with lazy typos starting from the opening paragraph “I was born in the City of Manhattan” - Manhattan is a borough.”
-Patrick Cassidy. 1/5

“Some of the most self-aggrandizing, delusional drivel I have ever read. Will be selling my copy. Too embarrassing to keep this on my bookshelf.”
-Cory Davenport. 1/5

“This guy bit me. He went ARRGHH”
-JoePaLuck. 1/5

“This book is pure garbage. From beginning to end, it reads as if a 12 year old is talking to his friends. There's nothing new or interesting in this. This book appeals to probably 75 people in the country, and clearly I'm not one of them. What a terrible book. Vomit. Yuck.”
-Bobbo. 1/5

“The MAN. The MYTH. The LEGEND. A hilarious book from a “shock jock” pioneer about his life and career. If you’ve listened to him for as long as I have (over 20 years) you won’t read much that you haven’t already him talk about. Somethings he goes into detail that hasn’t been talked about before. I LMFBO reading it. Long live Anthony Cumia, a pioneer, free speech advocate and LEGEND”
-S. Manzo. 5/5


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Sue Lightning said:
“The MAN. The MYTH. The LEGEND. A hilarious book from a “shock jock” pioneer about his life and career. If you’ve listened to him for as long as I have (over 20 years) you won’t read much that you haven’t already him talk about. Somethings he goes into detail that hasn’t been talked about before. I LMFBO reading it. Long live Anthony Cumia, a pioneer, free speech advocate and LEGEND”
-S. Manzo. 5/5
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Keith is such a faggot.
 
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Roslyn Heights Biter said:
www.dailymail.co.uk

Author becomes best seller after clip of empty book signing goes viral

Content creator Red took to TikTok to share a clip of author Shawn Warner, from Arlington, Texas, sitting behind a table with copies of his book stacked up during an empty book signing.
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Oh dear God..

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"Shawn's debut novel is titled Leigh Howard and the Ghosts of Simmons-Pierce Manor which centers on a 'teenage girl who teams up with a ghost with multiple personalities to solve the mystery of her parents' murder'."
 
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Oh dear God..

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"Shawn's debut novel is titled Leigh Howard and the Ghosts of Simmons-Pierce Manor which centers on a 'teenage girl who teams up with a ghost with multiple personalities to solve the mystery of her parents' murder'."
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Sue Lightning teams up with the Ghost of Abe Vigoda™️ and... PCJ's spectral cock? It's gotta be better than Pig's writing.
 
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Oh dear God..

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Nice $45 Fiverr pajeet cover, stupid.

I've worked in editing/publishing, and the amount of absolute retards who think they have gold is as infuriating as it is hilarious. You really appreciate actual good writing when you read the crap people think they've done so well on.

Of the fiction I've edited, most seems to be some sort of wish fulfilment/self-insert. Dollars to donuts this old faggot jacks off to the idea of being a teenage girl.
 
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You look at it now, and it looks exactly like a parody cover someone in the old sub threw together. It's just unbelievably awful, a real eyesore, a book you'd be ashamed to have in your house where guests could see it. I think I get what he thought that picture would convey, but he was wrong, as he looks completely retarded.
 
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