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DrSteveCarlisi

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ChildSpitTake

"He's ducking through the alleys!"
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…‍

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.‍

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…‍

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.‍

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.‍

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.‍

(No offense AIDS patients….)‍

Goal- 210lbs…‍

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.‍

ANYONE CAN DO IT!‍
 

Gay Faggot.

Play a REAL instrument, Millennial DIPSHITS!!!🤣🤣🤣
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…‍

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.‍

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…‍

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.‍

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.‍

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.‍

(No offense AIDS patients….)‍

Goal- 210lbs…‍

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.‍

ANYONE CAN DO IT!‍
Hrrrmph. STILL with this shit??? I made a post on Facebook about my weight loss. That’s HILARIOUS right??? So much funnier than my little brother who made MILLIONS off of his humor. What have you done since I posted this? Better yourself? IMPROVE your situation? Yeah, roll around in SHIT. That’s what I thought.🤣🤣🤣

I’ve improved every aspect of my life. Even with BRANDON destroying the country. That place we live??? You remember it? I do. Every time I see any of you DELINQUETS, you’re in the exact same spot. Friendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Lost a lot of weight since then. Looking great. Best I have in 20 years. Look like I’m in my 30s again. Even with the shaved head. Let’s see how you look. I’ll wait for your response with PICTURE evidence. Not going to do that? Why not? Oh, you’re afraid of everyone seeing the LOSER you are!!!! 😘😘😘

So since you’re such a loser. I’ve decided you’re no longer worth MY time. Back to living life. Layla at school, Carol at my side. Making memories. You’ll just be remembering me.😎😎😎

#WeightLoss #MAGA2024 #USAinDistress
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
Hrrrmph. STILL with this shit??? I made a post on Facebook about my weight loss. That’s HILARIOUS right??? So much funnier than my little brother who made MILLIONS off of his humor. What have you done since I posted this? Better yourself? IMPROVE your situation? Yeah, roll around in SHIT. That’s what I thought.🤣🤣🤣

I’ve improved every aspect of my life. Even with BRANDON destroying the country. That place we live??? You remember it? I do. Every time I see any of you DELINQUETS, you’re in the exact same spot. Friendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Lost a lot of weight since then. Looking great. Best I have in 20 years. Look like I’m in my 30s again. Even with the shaved head. Let’s see how you look. I’ll wait for your response with PICTURE evidence. Not going to do that? Why not? Oh, you’re afraid of everyone seeing the LOSER you are!!!! 😘😘😘

So since you’re such a loser. I’ve decided you’re no longer worth MY time. Back to living life. Layla at school, Carol at my side. Making memories. You’ll just be remembering me.😎😎😎

#WeightLoss #MAGA2024 #USAinDistress
THE HASHTAGS ARE BACK!
 

ChildSpitTake

"He's ducking through the alleys!"
Hrrrmph. STILL with this shit??? I made a post on Facebook about my weight loss. That’s HILARIOUS right??? So much funnier than my little brother who made MILLIONS off of his humor. What have you done since I posted this? Better yourself? IMPROVE your situation? Yeah, roll around in SHIT. That’s what I thought.🤣🤣🤣

I’ve improved every aspect of my life. Even with BRANDON destroying the country. That place we live??? You remember it? I do. Every time I see any of you DELINQUETS, you’re in the exact same spot. Friendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Lost a lot of weight since then. Looking great. Best I have in 20 years. Look like I’m in my 30s again. Even with the shaved head. Let’s see how you look. I’ll wait for your response with PICTURE evidence. Not going to do that? Why not? Oh, you’re afraid of everyone seeing the LOSER you are!!!! 😘😘😘

So since you’re such a loser. I’ve decided you’re no longer worth MY time. Back to living life. Layla at school, Carol at my side. Making memories. You’ll just be remembering me.😎😎😎

#WeightLoss #MAGA2024 #USAinDistress
It still confounds me how deeply accurate your Bro Joe bit is. It's fucking eerie.
 

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
Hrrrmph. STILL with this shit??? I made a post on Facebook about my weight loss. That’s HILARIOUS right??? So much funnier than my little brother who made MILLIONS off of his humor. What have you done since I posted this? Better yourself? IMPROVE your situation? Yeah, roll around in SHIT. That’s what I thought.🤣🤣🤣

I’ve improved every aspect of my life. Even with BRANDON destroying the country. That place we live??? You remember it? I do. Every time I see any of you DELINQUETS, you’re in the exact same spot. Friendless, fatherless, jobless and most of all. MINDLESS!!!!!!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Lost a lot of weight since then. Looking great. Best I have in 20 years. Look like I’m in my 30s again. Even with the shaved head. Let’s see how you look. I’ll wait for your response with PICTURE evidence. Not going to do that? Why not? Oh, you’re afraid of everyone seeing the LOSER you are!!!! 😘😘😘

So since you’re such a loser. I’ve decided you’re no longer worth MY time. Back to living life. Layla at school, Carol at my side. Making memories. You’ll just be remembering me.😎😎😎

#WeightLoss #MAGA2024 #USAinDistress
Have you ever done this back to him, and see if he’d catch on?
 

DickShawNitrate

Fuck..Can you say Fuck
EverythIng in that picture could actually be construed as normal. Even the post, is very American.
Unfortunately, I am actually looking at a pigheaded, backwoods, uneducated fucking ox, with the lowest mentality class imaginable. The same ol' fucking cow brained, hypocrite slob as always.
 

Sputnik

Females arent funny
the only other sad ugly white women i see like that are the ones who married ni...oh wait.
 
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