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In Pig and Shrek’s world if you have a kid and it becomes bothersome you just give it up for adoption which, in turn, is also a pain in the ass. Sounds like the answer to that question is actually “correct,” Lardo.
"She would not want to got [sic] through the risks of a pregnancy at her age" lmao. Didn't his mother have him or Kyle at 40? Women, especially women on twitter, hate hearing shit like that too. He doesn't have to read the room since we're the only one who reads his tweets though.
 
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He is a deeply sublimated homosexual who, at his core, utterly loathes her. No loving husband would talk about his wife like that to his friends, let alone strangers online. Quite a lot of women gossip about their husbands and sex lives (with their friends.) Men don't do that. If they do there's something wrong with them or their marriage.
 
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My wife is a qualified forensic accountant and a practicing lawyer specialising in tax and bankruptcy. I worked in various fields of finance until starting my own fund with a couple of other guys at 28 years old. Somehow we managed to have 3 children and are raising them as well as we can.

Fat, just say you don't want kids because you both like drinking every night, watching infantile TV shows and don't want the responsibility. That would be 100 times more respectable than the utter bullshit about your "career." You occasionally knock out a couple of pages of awful writing while sitting at a bar. You have no idea what it takes to have a successful career. You couldn't make it past one shift in retail.
 

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An enormous amount of muscle.
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He is a deeply sublimated homosexual who, at his core, utterly loathes her. No loving husband would talk about his wife like that to his friends, let alone strangers online. Quite a lot of women gossip about their husbands and sex lives (with their friends.) Men don't do that. If they do there's something wrong with them or their marriage.
This is so true. No matter how much my wife has annoyed me over the years I never talk shit about her to people. 1) because she’s the mother of my kids and 2) because I look like a fucking asshole for marrying her if she’s “such a cunt.” 3) it’s probably at least half my fault anyway.
 

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My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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It was verified that Niki's last relationship was with a musician guy that had a big cock, it begs the question what went so wrong in her life that she settled for such a small dick bottom feeder like Pat
 

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“Enormous time commitments and travel”
Go to conventions to hand sell and drink.
Go to the bar to “work on your Surface” and drink.
Go on a podcast and annoy the host and guest and then probably go drink.
So many commitments!
I still don’t know what the fuck she even does/did.
 

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❤️bonnie bonnie bonnie❤️
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May 7th 2018 was a Thursday so he was letting us know that he already had sex way ahead of their normal weekly schedule.
 

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"Enormous time commitments and travel"

Picture after picture of Pat at Hooligans or laying on the couch. Patrick tweeting 200 times in one day. No sign of any activity at all over at Posts by Ghost.
 
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