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My neighbor, who is shaped like capital P, is having a girl's night right now.

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Is this the same bitch that lost her keys that one time and called you a bum?
 

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I would certainly try to fuck the entire party of pigs. Just go to her door with an innocent concern and find an angle into the party. From there it shouldn't be hard to talk your way into the pick of the litter. Worst case scenario you weird her out and she will avoid you. It's a win/win scenario.
 
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I would certainly try to fuck the entire party of pigs. Just go to her door with an innocent concern and find an angle into the party. From there it shouldn't be hard to talk your way into the pick of the litter. Worst case scenario you weird her out and she will avoid you. It's a win/win scenario.
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