My neighbor started cutting his wet, leaf covered grass at 8:30am

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're legally good to make as much noise as you want after 7 and I've been up anyways but I'm seriously having to fight going out there and screaming at him to shut the fuck up. I think what's pissing me off the most is that he's going to choke out his lawnmower with all the wet shit. Guy's a fucking idiot. He keeps stopping and starting it and I guarantee it's because the thing can't handle the wet leaves. This old fucking dope has nothing to do all day. He could've waited until it dried and then everyone else who's stuck listening to this shit while trying to relax before work would already be working.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Faggot waved at me and I just shook my head at him. I had a decent relationship with this guy and now I'm pretty sure I'm going to hate him forever. Inconvenience me in the morning, dick, that's all it takes.

 

[Coonskin]

Sounds like someone hasn't had their morning coffee!!

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

What really gets me is the people who don’t have a bag on their mower but wait until the grass is half a foot high before they mulch their yard. Clumps of grass and shit everywhere looking all unsightly

 

[Jizz]

I start mowing at 8 am on weekends but my mower, blower and trimmer are electric!

if you want to help the old guy tell him to push down on the handle to elevate the front wheels, run down the leaves and grass like that and then run it down with all the wheels down. should help it keep from stalling!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sounds like someone hasn't had their morning coffee!!

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Coffee is for fucking queers and so is cutting your wet grass in the morning. I'm really starting to fucking hate old people who have fuck all to do so they do a bunch of unnecessary retard shit to keep themselves busy. "Better go cut the soaking wet, frosty, leaf covered yard." "Better go pop my hood every single day and spend half an hour staring at the dipstick." "Better go take the corn broom and sweep every bit of dirt off my driveway." "Better go dump a bunch of bread chunks under the tree right on the property line for the birds." Hey, faggot, the birds don't eat the shit. Random fucking critters do and then they want to live in my one shed. I told the fucker to stop doing it. He did for a week and then started again. I've thought about going over and throwing them back on his doorstep but that passive aggressive shit isn't the Vigoda way. I've already straight up told him to stop doing it and if he thinks I won't grab an old motherfucker by the collar and shake him he's wrong.

 

[Meownaw]

Sounds like someone hasn't had their morning coffee!!

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Literally me!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I start mowing at 8 am on weekends but my mower, blower and trimmer are electric!

if you want to help the old guy tell him to push down on the handle to elevate the front wheels, run down the leaves and grass like that and then run it down with all the wheels down. should help it keep from stalling!

I don't want to help him. I want him to go the fuck inside, sit in a chair and wait to die.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Coffee is for fucking queers and so is cutting your wet grass in the morning. I'm really starting to fucking hate old people who have fuck all to do so they do a bunch of unnecessary retard shit to keep themselves busy. "Better go cut the soaking wet, frosty, leaf covered yard." "Better go pop my hood every single day and spend half an hour staring at the dipstick." "Better go take the corn broom and sweep every bit of dirt off my driveway." "Better go dump a bunch of bread chunks under the tree right on the property line for the birds." Hey, faggot, the birds don't eat the shit. Random fucking critters do and then they want to live in my one shed. I told the fucker to stop doing it. He did for a week and then started again. I've thought about going over and throwing them back on his doorstep but that passive aggressive shit isn't the Vigoda way. I've already straight up told him to stop doing it and if he thinks I won't grab an old motherfucker by the collar and shake him he's wrong.

I love watching the different activities the empty nest boomers do just to kill their days. One lady will spend an entire day clearing out the leaves that are at the curb in the street (she’s on a corner so it’s a lot), sweeping every bit of dust. The next day it looks like she did nothing because more leaves just replaced them.

 

[Meownaw]

I don't want to help him. I want him to go the fuck inside, sit in a chair and wait to die.

I was going to say so do I but it was too mean.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love watching the different activities the empty nest boomers do just to kill their days. One lady will spend an entire day clearing out the leaves that are at the curb in the street (she’s on a corner so it’s a lot), sweeping every bit of dust. The next day it looks like she did nothing because more leaves just replaced them.

That's why it's frustrating to watch. They put a tremendous effort (for an old person) into some inconsequential shit that doesn't matter or make any difference ultimately but if they have a rotting tree ready to fall on their house or something, that's no big deal. And then it happens and is the end of the fucking world.

 

[Fat little piggy]

Can't really kill him for the time even though a good neighbor would wait till 9AM before starting. But mowing the lawn that has wet leaves covering it should be mandatory death penalty. Only excuse is if he has a really bitchy wife and needed do something to get away from her bitching.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Caught a big ol' black bear on the trail cam early yesterdee morning."

"It's because you keep fucking feeding them."

"NAH, bears don't eat bread. I'd know because I'm 864 years old and I know everything."

"Bears eat everything."

"NAH."

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I have one that cuts his at 6am

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have one that cuts his at 6am

Fucking fight him. Is he retarded??

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Update - the dumbass packed it in and his yard is about halfway cut. All for nothing.

 

[Imager]

Update - the dumbass packed it in and his yard is about halfway cut. All for nothing.

I'm glad the story has a happy ending.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He should be raking the leaves, the dumb cunt.

I have one that cuts his at 6am

How uncouth.

 

[Wild]

You're legally good to make as much noise as you want after 7 and I've been up anyways but I'm seriously having to fight going out there and screaming at him to shut the fuck up. I think what's pissing me off the most is that he's going to choke out his lawnmower with all the wet shit. Guy's a fucking idiot. He keeps stopping and starting it and I guarantee it's because the thing can't handle the wet leaves. This old fucking dope has nothing to do all day. He could've waited until it dried and then everyone else who's stuck listening to this shit while trying to relax before work would already be working.

Then, it's time to grow some pair of balls and calmly confront him with a better method. If you have a better way, then there's nothing stopping you from having a idle chat with him about how he could do it better. (I am assuming you guys are neck-to-neck neighbours like Home Improvement). At the least, you can tell him to not do it so early. (You can even sprinkle in that others have had the same complaints, but you specifically felt the need to come forward).

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Your neighbors mow their own lawns? Someone doesn't live in a 5 sink neighborhood. I'm so sorry, Abe.