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My neighbor is playing one of those table top games.

CuntFucker

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Nice paper thin walls, friend.

Shout through the wall and ask if she wants to play 40K, then go around and say "Sorry I don't have the money to buy models, these matchsticks are orks, I will use this coke can as a tank", and then rush them with your matchsticks and don't give them time shoot during turn 2. If they are Tau, they might have fire warriors on overwatch, meaning you will have to say "actually these matchsticks are long range cannons now". Hope this advice helps.
 
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