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My name is not Rick

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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When one of you is a defendant, please remember to refer to him as "Rick" when on the stand. He'll shout from the rafters to correcT the record and the judge will simply drop all charges as he'll be sick of Rick's shit.
I practice combining the 'P' & the 'F', so if ever I'm in court I can call him 'Pfatrick' & hopefully only he hears Fatrick. If questioned then I'll just claim recent dental work or a speech impediment.
 
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