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My mom

Easily_Remembered

Mohammed was a Cumia
The punchline isn’t awful at all really but you can’t type election lol and you really rushed the set up with that wordy shit.

relax next time it’s not a bad joke about fucking your mother.
No child it isn't.
Yes child I can.
No child I didn't.

Imagine a civilian thinking that they can lecture someone whose comedy pays his mortgage about his craft. Hush now.

(Seriously though, didn't even catch that typo lol. Thanks for the correction my man)
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
No child it isn't.
Yes child I can.
No child I didn't.

Imagine a civilian thinking that they can lecture someone whose comedy pays his mortgage about his craft. Hush now.

(Seriously though, didn't even catch that typo lol. Thanks for the correction my man)
Np sexy remember today’s a day for celebration
 

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bombvest

My mom keeps telling me, "You're just like your father. You're just like your father".

I finally had to tell her to stop because I was losing my erection.

*pause for laughter*
My mom keeps telling me, "You're just like your father. You're just like your father".

I finally had to tell her, "Stop! I'm losing my erection."

Mom: Yeah, just like your father!

best I could do.
 
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