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My grievance woth the Kiwifarms.

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So, a long time ago, I got banned from the Kiwifarms for "spam", even though I'm petty sure I was not spamming. Ever since then I've been on and off trying to convince the Kiwifarmers to unban me from what I feel like was a completely unjustified ban.

Recently, one of the mods told me over the lolcow.tv chat, after a long attempt at strong arming them that "I WILL PERSONALLY SEE TO IT THST YOU NEVER HET UNBANNED" and that my ban was "COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED".

The Kiwifarms Regiment really is run by a bunch of autistic, unsympathetic nazis.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Very few characters ever really get anyones severe hatred here. Which is why nothing has happened to you here yet. All mods are also gay, as our mod pointed out. Once I realized you were a complete autistic faggot, I liked your bit. I like most bits around here too though. Cuntfucker still gets a consistent loff from me. Case in point, I’m also a faggot. You’re among faggots, congrats.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Very few characters ever really get anyones severe hatred here. Which is why nothing has happened to you here yet. All mods are also gay, as our mod pointed out. Once I realized you were a complete autistic faggot, I liked your bit. I like most bits around here too though. Cuntfucker still gets a consistent loff from me. Case in point, I’m also a faggot. You’re among faggots, congrats.
“Sure we break some balls here, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations it’s an honor to be joined by faggots...AND NOT UGLY ASS CORNHOLING KIWIFARMERS...LIKE INSULTED MY BROTHERMAN. THEY SHOULD DIE”.

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Very few characters ever really get anyones severe hatred here. Which is why nothing has happened to you here yet. All mods are also gay, as our mod pointed out. Once I realized you were a complete autistic faggot, I liked your bit. I like most bits around here too though. Cuntfucker still gets a consistent loff from me. Case in point, I’m also a faggot. You’re among faggots, congrats.
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The Shah of Iran

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The difference between them and us is that in the beginning we never really searched this shit out, it came to the doorstep based on people saying things on here.

I guess Pat is the one exception because we fucked with him and he wouldn't stop firing back. And yes, nowadays there are many among us who will go out of their way to fuck with him but it wasn't always like that. Everyone else (Joe, Danny, Anth etc) got mad at stuff they read on here or the old site or the sub and the war got started that way because it was the central hub of fan opinion on their job performance.

KF was never dedicated to any one thing (aside from maybe Chris Chan right at the start i think but that's basically ground zero of what they do now), they actively seek conflict by picking subjects to satirize. How many times has that happened here and it's just not clicked? Only in the Pat-verse does it work. Most of the Pat posters are here because it's someone to fuck with, so they're more likely to crossover with KF. It's not like there was a hacky shock jock KF show that they're all wondering if they'd listen to if it came back. They aren't really united by anything specific other than disdain for eccentric famous people. That side of things really only happened here in the last few years when Pat became part of the scope.

I suppose it's difficult to differentiate between the 2 places on the surface, the only real obvious one would be the age difference between them and us because let's face it, we aren't the anime/emoji types and didn't grow up in a world stripped of humour. But we aren't them.
 
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