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My friend doesn't want me dating my new neighbor because she's a psychologist.

HR@PaneraBread

Ass 'n' Tiddies
First white woman I've dated in a long time.

My asshole friend was BEGGING me to go out with her because I just spend 24/7 indoors. Now he's lost his mind and telling me to never see her again because we found out she's a psychologist.

He keeps saying this is bad for us.
That doesn't sound like a real friend.

Just to clarify: imaginary, not a real person who seems like a friend but isn't.

You are mentally ill, stlaker
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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First white woman I've dated in a long time.

My asshole friend was BEGGING me to go out with her because I just spend 24/7 indoors. Now he's lost his mind and telling me to never see her again because we found out she's a psychologist.

He keeps saying this is bad for us.
How did you and your friend find out she was a psychologist?

Why does your friend think this is bad for the both of you?

Is your friend called Charlie?
 

Professor Consent

You're not stupid.
How did you and your friend find out she was a psychologist?

Why does your friend think this is bad for the both of you?

Is your friend called Charlie?
She told me during dinner

He thinks it's bad because this could be just like when I was 12 and my school therapist tried to make me get rid of him
 
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