My credit card was stolen and someone legit bought $350 plus dollars of hamburgers

[Nigger John]

Niggers or bubblers mom??

 

[Harry Powell]

Never happened.

 

[Nigger John]

Never happened.

It did. Why would I lie?

 

[Harry Powell]

Attention.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Never happened.

I like fiesty Harry

 

[Harry Powell]

Post a pic of the charge on your credit card app/website showing $350 at a burger place.

 

[fenrir]

They've already got an eyewitness sketch:

 

[Paul]

Someone I know (not me, this was totally not me) worked at Abercrombie & Fitch his first couple years in college during the height of their "blasting loud music and overwhelming cologne and literally don't serve ugly or fat people" era.
He would ring up an order at the register and then just kinda slyly slip the credit card under the register like a slight of hand trick while he was un-sensoring and bagging the clothes. Then he'd print a receipt and hand the customer their bag and wave goodbye.

Once it was time for his 30 min break, he would collect the saved credit cards and run to Macy's to buy a bunch of leather jackets and suits, throw out the cards, and then sell the purchases on ebay for half price. This was before they had hi-tech security cameras with facial recognition.

He was ultimately fired for stealing from the A&F store itself, but by that point he had saved up enough from the CC scam to not be bothered.

That guy was a scumbag, huh?

 

[Chive Turkey]

They've already got an eyewitness sketch:

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Eyewitness descriptions are notoriously unreliable. New evidence has been unearthed, cameras seem to have caught the suspect in the act:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Honestly the only explanations that make any sense are either someone fed every bum in town or it's a black with no foresight.

 

[Mustard]

Someone I know (not me, this was totally not me) worked at Abercrombie & Fitch his first couple years in college during the height of their "blasting loud music and overwhelming cologne and literally don't serve ugly or fat people" era.
He would ring up an order at the register and then just kinda slyly slip the credit card under the register like a slight of hand trick while he was un-sensoring and bagging the clothes. Then he'd print a receipt and hand the customer their bag and wave goodbye.

Once it was time for his 30 min break, he would collect the saved credit cards and run to Macy's to buy a bunch of leather jackets and suits, throw out the cards, and then sell the purchases on ebay for half price. This was before they had hi-tech security cameras with facial recognition.

He was ultimately fired for stealing from the A&F store itself, but by that point he had saved up enough from the CC scam to not be bothered.

That guy was a scumbag, huh?

That guy's fucking awesome

 

[Monk]

Some spic in south Florida named Felix got into my Wendy's app account and tried to redeem the points I had for spicy chicken nuggets. Called the store and they canceled the order so I got my stupid points back. Hope the Wendy's staff apprehended him and gave him a real talking to before they beat him to death for trying to steal my fucking Wendy's points, spic cocksucker piece of shit.

 

[fenrir]

Eyewitness descriptions are notoriously unreliable. New evidence has been unearthed, cameras seem to have caught the suspect in the act:

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Police are now investigating a potential accomplice:

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I fed the homeless with those hamburgers. You should be thanking me for the good dharma

 

[Paul]

Police are now investigating a potential accomplice:

My co-ed league softball team was sponsored by my buddy's brewery, but we entered the league as "Dirty Burger" and wore these shirts:

(The entire point of sponsoring a beer league team is to market your business, but my based buddy just wanted to spread the gospel of Philadelphia Collins and Randy Bo-Bandy.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Some spic in south Florida named Felix got into my Wendy's app account and tried to redeem the points I had for spicy chicken nuggets. Called the store and they canceled the order so I got my stupid points back. Hope the Wendy's staff apprehended him and gave him a real talking to before they beat him to death for trying to steal my fucking Wendy's points, spic cocksucker piece of shit.

I like to imagine Felix placed his order in-store and was waiting in line obliviously, smiling while a fraudulent bank check scenario is playing out just behind the counter. Cashiers eyeing him nervously, ears glued to a corded phone with you screaming "that nigger is LYING" on the other end.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I fed the homeless with those hamburgers. You should be thanking me for the good dharma

That's the only thing that makes sense. Bums got fed, Nigger Jim gets reimbursed. It's all good.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I fed the homeless with those hamburgers. You should be thanking me for the good dharma

If that's true, then where's my taste?

 

[Paul]

Lol the fact the guy who plays Randers was the executive producer of Trailer Park Boys makes it so much funnier. He absolutely prostrated himself for the bit. Good on him.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I fed the homeless with those hamburgers. You should be thanking me for the good dharma

That's some good Dharma right there