My book club just announced we’re starting a Patrick S. Tomlinson novel and everyone in it is oddly pumped…

[guest]

No they’re not. I made that up. We’re not reading your generic slop and no one would be excited if we were. You are fat, ugly, and wear women’s suits because you are a woman.

 

[guest]

Fawkin’ got ‘em.

I guarantee that very few of the already few people that bought his garbage have even read any of them all the way through.

 

[AliceWorquer]

This is one of my favourite lies of his. There is literally nothing to "teach" in starship repo.

 

[Meownaw]

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This is one of my favourite lies of his. There is literally nothing to "teach" in starship repo.

It was a class on everything not to do when writing.

 

[AliceWorquer]

It was a class on everything not to do when writing.

Mediocrity 101. I don't know what he thinks an academic essay looks like, or what students and professors actually do in college, but there is nothing to talk about in his shitty books. Starship Repo isn't even interesting enough to write a scathing critique on how bad it is. It's just a banal, themeless, pointless "comedy" sci-fi book you might read half of on a plane journey then forget about. The fucking insane narcissistic balls on him that he thinks a professor would say "Welp class, seeing as we've explored so much classic literature with actual merit this year, I thought we could change pace and waste a few sessions on some random garbage book thats sold 900 copies". For him to think that his shit would be inspirational enough that students would divert the course of their entire lives to study creative writing like he's fucking Walt Whitman is just too delusional for words.

And what subject does his professor friend teach where the students aren't already studying English or creative writing, but they are still being taught about starship repo?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

And what subject does his professor friend teach where the students aren't already studying English or creative writing, but they are still being taught about starship repo?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

You could teach psychology based on his books, specifically for FBI profilers

Determine the author's character traits simply by analyzing just one piece of literature (based on writing style, story arcs, vocabulary, type of references etc)

 

[AliceWorquer]

You could teach psychology based on his books, specifically for FBI profilers

Determine the author's character traits simply by analyzing just one piece of literature (based on writing style, story arcs, vocabulary, type of references etc)

The only thing you could learn about Patrick from starship repo is that he is a smug, unfunny faggot

 

[FranksWirecutters]

The only thing you could learn about Patrick from starship repo is that he is a smug, unfunny faggot

Also that beer and brat season is now year round in Milwaukee.

Because he's fat

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Lol I know if I can stop drinking I can get something published. I might make it about a gay author and his obsession with the internet.

Hey pig how does it feel to know someone who doesn’t care about writing is ten times better than you.

Even when stone cold drunk. And I can fuck your bitch lol btw I don’t really pat post never contacted you nor do I care about you or your legal troubles.

Honest question to you only. I mean just think about it. How would you feel if Nikiii fucked several African Americans in her past? I mean do you think you can come an eighth as close as the average black man? Lol we know you know, and she definitely knows you can’t.