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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Breathe deep. Think calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean, count with me, 5 4 3 2 1, calm blue ocean. Nurse, do we have anyone we can call for this guy, emergency contacts, come on!?
I was thinking of a calm blue ocean but then I thought about being dropped in the middle of it and swallowed by a whale and now I'm hyperventilating and I think I'm going to have a heart attack. I can't feel my hands. I can't feel my hands. I can't feel my hands. Oh God I can't feel my hands.
 
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