"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff dead at 71

[Riccardo Bosi]

yet Pat still walks the earth

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

71 is like 190 in wrestler years.

 

[UnPRePared]

Made Big Van Vader cry like a bitch, despite being over 100 lbs. lighter and with one frail arm from long term nerve damage.

Now THAT is the kind of based motherfuckers Cornette talks about in regards to real wrestlers. Not these prancing Ponce's playing Final Fantasy in the locker room now.

 

[Snake]

Made Big Van Vader cry like a bitch, despite being over 100 lbs. lighter and with one frail arm from long term nerve damage.

Now THAT is the kind of based motherfuckers Cornette talks about in regards to real wrestlers. Not these prancing Ponce's playing Final Fantasy in the locker room now.

He got bitched out by gay Michaels too and he was easily twice his weight.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He got bitched out by gay Michaels too and he was easily twice his weight.

"MOVE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!"

In the middle of a PPV match

 

[Snake]

"MOVE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!"

In the middle of a PPV match

I can't imagine anyone being physically threatened by him in those days when the lineup was filled with meat titans and he was smallest dude. He only had clout because Vince was trying to push a dude that wasn't on as much sauce as the rest after getting in trouble with the feds, and since Vince was banging him.

I love the story of Bret fucking him up in the locker room and yanking his faggy hairy out.

 

[UnPRePared]

"MOVE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!"

In the middle of a PPV match

"I'm just a piece of shit. A big fat piece of shit."

By all accounts, Leon wasn't a bad guy - Brett even covered for him because Vince wanted to fire him SEVERAL times, but Brett was such a fucking soldier, he took the beating in ring and was honest with him after the match, where Vader thought he went light on him - "Leon, you nearly killed me."

Vader in Japan and WCW was a fucking monster how he was booked, from all I read. The crazy match against Stan Hansen where his eye popped out, and the classic Starrcade 93 match against Flair. But WWF wanted to appease that Cunt Michaels.

 

[THE D]

"I'm just a piece of shit. A big fat piece of shit."

By all accounts, Leon wasn't a bad guy - Brett even covered for him because Vince wanted to fire him SEVERAL times, but Brett was such a fucking soldier, he took the beating in ring and was honest with him after the match, where Vader thought he went light on him - "Leon, you nearly killed me."

Vader in Japan and WCW was a fucking monster how he was booked, from all I read. The crazy match against Stan Hansen where his eye popped out, and the classic Starrcade 93 match against Flair. But WWF wanted to appease that Cunt Michaels.

Vader was a pussy emotionally despite being physically tough.

He would regularly cry when told that he injured someone, which happened often. It was fun watching him, I much prefer that style of guys just fucking each other up like the Nipps do.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I love the story of Bret fucking him up in the locker room and yanking his faggy hairy out.

"You think you posed for a girly magazine, but I think you posed for a GAY MAGAZINE"

Vader in Japan and WCW was a fucking monster how he was booked, from all I read. The crazy match against Stan Hansen where his eye popped out, and the classic Starrcade 93 match against Flair. But WWF wanted to appease that Cunt Michaels.

1:57 - you can hear Vader's forearms break the cartilage in Mick's nose
6:02 - Vader punches Mick in the face until he's bleeding

They had to edit this for TV because it was considered too brutal. Too bad the end of the match was lame.

 

[Snake]

"You think you posed for a girly magazine, but I think you posed for a GAY MAGAZINE"


1:57 - you can hear Vader's forearms break the cartilage in Mick's nose
6:02 - Vader punches Mick in the face until he's bleeding

They had to edit this for TV because it was considered too brutal. Too bad the end of the match was lame.

One of the few feuds that had legitimate heat come out on the mic.

You think he fucked Sunny? I certainly hope so. His ex wife was a fucking dog, like 99% of Canadian women.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

One of the few feuds that had legitimate heat come out on the mic.

You think he fucked Sunny? I certainly hope so. His ex wife was a fucking dog, like 99% of Canadian women.

Bret's an honorable guy overall, but the Sunny Days comment wouldn't have stung if he didn't fuck her.

Sunny was never my type for some reason, but at the time she was easily a 9/10 at least and nobody's dick will let them turn that down.

 

[Snake]

Bret's an honorable guy overall, but the Sunny Days comment wouldn't have stung if he didn't fuck her.

Sunny was never my type for some reason, but at the time she was easily a 9/10 at least and nobody's dick will let them turn that down.

She was inching into butterface territory. I do think Bret probably didn't though.

 

[UnPRePared]

One of the few feuds that had legitimate heat come out on the mic.

You think he fucked Sunny? I certainly hope so. His ex wife was a fucking dog, like 99% of Canadian women.

It's been years, but at a used book store in England, I actually did find Brett's autobiography and bought it. Misplaced it a long time ago, but read it during the tour that followed.

What I remember clearly is that Brett was a primo cocksman. He fucked A LOT of women, always cheated on his wife. It's why they divorced. Not uncommon for wrestlers to do - look at Cornette, some are even open marriage.

So yeah... I'm positive he fucked Sunny. Tammy had to admit it at least once.

 

[Snake]

It's been years, but at a used book store in England, I actually did find Brett's autobiography and bought it. Misplaced it a long time ago, but read it during the tour that followed.

What I remember clearly is that Brett was a primo cocksman. He fucked A LOT of women, always cheated on his wife. It's why they divorced. Not uncommon for wrestlers to do - look at Cornette, some are even open marriage.

So yeah... I'm positive he fucked Sunny. Tammy had to admit it at least once.

Good.

Imagine making three million a year, tour the world, and you're stuck with this thing.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

She was inching into butterface territory. I do think Bret probably didn't though.

She looked better on film than in photos for some reason.

If you're on the road not fucking anyone and your wife's a cunt, she probably looked like a 14/10 at the time.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Good.

Imagine making three million a year, tour the world, and you're stuck with this thing.

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Oof madon', she looks terrible

 

[Snake]

Oof madon', she looks terrible

A German Shepherd's shaved asshole won first prize.

 

[THE D]

You guys knew it. Swear to gwod all ya want, but someday gwod is gonna strike ya down.

Yull all go back to the hotel and have a big laugh, a few beeers. Just remember someday, Hunter. What goes around comes around.

 

[UnPRePared]

You guys knew it. Swear to gwod all ya want, but someday gwod is gonna strike ya down.

Yull all go back to the hotel and have a big laugh, a few beeers. Just remember someday, Hunter. What goes around comes around.

"Wrestling With Shadows". Still makes me wonder if it was the ultimate industry work, in an industry that exposed itself years before.

The only reason I'd believe it was fully orchestrated is because Brett lived kayfabe to the point where he didn't talk to his brother Owen while they feuded, which must have killed a family guy like him.

 

[guest]

All of you are Sam Roberts-tier faggots. I thought this was about the guy from Shark Tank.