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That's why he's practically a shut in. He's a miserable sack of shit who acts this way online because in real life he's a timid little bitch who lives in perpetual fear of confrontation. He's hidden twice from funsters, showing what a fearful piece of shit he really is.If someone just dropped a "you fucking idiot" on me like that in person, even if I was wrong, I'd headbutt them so fucking fast. He's such a disrespectful cunt he really deserves to get the shit beat out of him once before his heart blows up.
Or homelessness. Preferably both.If someone just dropped a "you fucking idiot" on me like that in person, even if I was wrong, I'd headbutt them so fucking fast. He's such a disrespectful cunt he really deserves to get the shit beat out of him once before his heart blows up.
You're right, but he re worded it to avoid the possibility he might trigger his tranny friends.In other words, he’s trying to say you shall not pass
Headbutts and elbows to the nose are really underrated. No one really expects then, and if you do it right, the fight is over before it even starts. Patrick would not know what fucking hit him.If someone just dropped a "you fucking idiot" on me like that in person, even if I was wrong, I'd headbutt them so fucking fast. He's such a disrespectful cunt he really deserves to get the shit beat out of him once before his heart blows up.
No stlaker, I would lace my hands around the back of your neck and a knee to the solar plexus would neutralize you.Headbutts and elbows to the nose are really underrated. No one really expects then, and if you do it right, the fight is over before it even starts. Patrick would not know what fucking hit him.
Since Pat likes Star Wars so much, this pic would be apt. Spoiler alert: He's not Darth Vader.No stlaker, I would lace my hands around the back of your neck and a knee to the solar plexus would neutralize you.
I would then tie you in a pretzel and wait for the police to cleanup.
Tess' basement flooded and she comp'd my drinks and a meatloaf for post bar fight protein.
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