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I have a cold sore. It’s really motherfucking me!
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Most embarrassing fact about yourself that you’re willing to divulge here
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I never really won an Oscar.
This isn't a real picture. It's actually AI.
This isn't a real picture. It's actually AI.
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It's true. It was an inside job from your old pals up in HR. Our most embarrassing moment is facilitating this wild ruse for literally zero gain.
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I pick my nose and eat the boogers. I'm 47. That might be my darkest secret and I've let dudes fuck me.
nah, sike.
nah, sike.
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I take what I want because I'm a big bright shining star.
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I once giggled a little bit at a “Jim and Sam” segment
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Have you ever hooked your fake leg to your weiner for the goof?
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Bruv! I’ve gone back and given you all of your WELL DESERVED ribs! I’m really sorry about this and it’s my hope that we can move past my transgressions.
Thank you for holding me accountable!
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Thank you for correcting this record
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Maybe kiss you!
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I'm waiting for a full stack of others' comments before I divulge anything
^^ in fact, that's my embarrassing fact for now ^^
^^ in fact, that's my embarrassing fact for now ^^
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Got drunk a ruined some chick’s sweet 16 when I was in high school. Had a huge fawkin crush on her and was trying to be all tough guy by sneaking vodka and cranberry at the party (I was, in fact, on my period). She never looked at me in the eyes again afterwards.
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I own and regularly sport a WOW shirt in 2024, and the only person who recognized it was some 70 year old trucker. He saw me walking in the distance at a Walmart parking lot and hollered excitedly "Hey I remember that show! I remember that show!" while pointing at me as he tugged on his wife's shirt sleeve. I mean, this geezer looked legitimately retarted and the wife his wrangler, so I lowered my head and kept walking to save myself from further embarrassment.
I felt (and still feel) like such a dork faggot, and now only wear the shirt around the house.
I felt (and still feel) like such a dork faggot, and now only wear the shirt around the house.
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Hey, maaan, Opie and Anthony aren't gay! Without them, there would be no Joe Rogan Experience!