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More like afterbirths, am i right gang?
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I was all blue and had no heart beat at birth. Then I was revived by a black female doctor. That was pretty embarrassing. I hope my mom was trolling me with the doctor part.
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Unless you were on the Starship Enterprise, she absolutely was.
What are some of dem other lies she told you, a tough Jew roughed you up in kindergarten?
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My mother was a Saint but that does sound like something she could make up to fuck with me as a joke. But according to my birth certificate I was delivered by a Dr. Wanda June so that sounds pretty black.
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Genuinely sounds like a fake name.
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June Wanda Mann?
She clearly hacked into the hospital records for da goof. There is no other logical explanation.
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Birth certificates are easily manipulated through imaguuuur.
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My mom's labor for me was less than 40 minutes and I was almost born in the car on the way there.
Typical Puerto Ricans. Likely conceived in the same car.
Typical Puerto Ricans. Likely conceived in the same car.