Moo’s cell?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Anyone got the Bovine’s cell number? I’m fawkin bored and am wondering if he’ll answer like Fatrick does.

Before anyone “feds” me or whatever I’ll have you know I am a longtime cow poster. I just never talked to the old queen in person.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

1-900-MOO TALK. $4.99 for the first minute, $1.99 a minute thereafter. (Cut to Joe lying on his daughter's bed, talking on her landline pink princess phone). MOO TALK, when you just need to hear Joe talk! Call now, Joe's waiting!

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

@Coonskin ?

 

[Udders]

Salted Earth Truffle told me it was 631-495-1073.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I believe they're called pens or stables

 

[Consensual Rapist]

1-900-MOO TALK. $4.99 for the first minute, $1.99 a minute thereafter. (Cut to Joe lying on his daughter's bed, talking on her landline pink princess phone). MOO TALK, when you just need to hear Joe talk! Call now, Joe's waiting!

His legs kicking in the air, as he smiles while talking. As soon as the sexy lady says “Joe’s waiting!”, he turns his head to look at the camera and gives a sheepish smile and a wink.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

His legs kicking in the air, as he smiles while talking. As soon as the sexy lady says “Joe’s waiting!”, he turns his head to look at the camera and gives a sheepish smile and a wink.

Exactly what I visualized.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

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