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he was probably trying to think something up, drinking his "brain juice" (alcohol), and has passed out at this point. Probably facedown on his hotel room bed.Knowing Patrick has read this and is seething while trying to think of a response makes me so happy.
Today is the last day of Gencon so I bet he's driving his two stroke v4 Rustang back to the half hovel while absolutely sloshed. Nice dui, stupidhe was probably trying to think something up, drinking his "brain juice" (alcohol), and has passed out at this point. Probably facedown on his hotel room bed.
...did he actually drive there? nice job putting miles on your priceless car retard. Hope he takes a detour through Gary and gets carjacked.Today is the last day of Gencon so I bet he's driving his two stroke v4 Rustang back to the half hovel while absolutely sloshed. Nice dui, stupid
Yes, see the tweet in the OP of this thread...did he actually drive there? nice job putting miles on your priceless car retard. Hope he takes a detour through Gary and gets carjacked.
Milwaukee to Indiana is $280. Why drive? it probably costs close to that in fuel for the car and copious snacks you know this fat fucker bought.Yes, see the tweet in the OP of this thread
Of all his delusions...
Superstar author, knife fighter extraordinaire, political firebrand, etc, etc, etc. the most embarrassing is his belief that he owns a cool car. Yes Patrick, your car is so classy. The valets realized how completely amazing it is to see a barebones 2006 Ford Mustang Bullitt on the streets of...new.onaforums.net
You're talking about someone that spent weeks making lawn chairs out of pallet boardsMilwaukee to Indiana is $280. Why drive? it probably costs close to that in fuel for the car and copious snacks you know this fat fucker bought.
Because he has a 1.2gpa. he's also very fatMilwaukee to Indiana is $280. Why drive? it probably costs close to that in fuel for the car and copious snacks you know this fat fucker bought.
It's roughly 280 miles one way, four hours ish.
His shit heep averages 20mpg. View attachment 140972
So let's say $4 a gallon for gas. It cost him $56 one way
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