Missy challenges you to a fight - do you win?

[UnPRePared]

You're at a bar in the Carolina's, ordering a drink. You get up and don't pay attention, and bump into a tiny, mincing little Ponce of grease who's taking a shot on the pool table, fucking up the play. You apologize, he uncomfortably laughs and says it's his fault (and you think he mutters under his breath "at least you're not black!"). Suddenly, a square jawed lesbian in a karate gi, with feet as wide as a Chinaman hat rushes to get in your face for "ruining our game" and challenges you to a fight outside.

What do you do, man? What do you do?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I'd show her my penis, and whisper "my asshole is exit only. My car is right outside". Then, it's a short ride to a secluded wooded area, for a blow job and to finish what nature refused to do for the betterment of the species. After a day or two, no one will even bother looking for her anymore.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Id call her a cunt and tell her to go to mass.

 

[Single Action Army]

Isn't she only on like the second belt after like 10 years?
Isn't karate just to give your kids some exercise? It's like the Walmart of martial arts.

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

I let her put me in a chokehold and then I'll shit myself

 

[RedHeadpw2]

What do you do, man? What do you do?

You loudly repeat "Anybody seen Richie?!" Then pull out a handkerchief. Even Missy will gradually back off while trying to mask her fear.

Edit: Come on, Ray! Out For Justice (1991)? Sensei Seagal? sheesh.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I tell her to back off because, “this ain’t her show!”

 

[Single Action Army]

I tell her to back off because, “this ain’t her show!”

Nice reiterating a joke already covered in the poll options, stupid

 

[DMbN]

I am not worry about her Jew ju tsu but what if she kick you with her man feet

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nice reiterating a joke already covered in the poll options, stupid

Seems like I should change my vote then.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

she might have a slight chance 'cus I'd be loffin so much. I do enjoy a good playfight, & it would be a playfight 'cus she's a turtle-faced woman... I'd probably try to do that annoying move of grabbing her hand & making her slap herself in the face, "stop hitting urself you silly goose"

 

[Harry Powell]

Arm drag, mat return, knee on belly, mount, blowjob, 2 hours of sex in various places around the bar, RNC until fatality on Nana while he pathetically tries to get out his gun and shoots his own leg, we sell his shit for Pennies to the n-people stalking his house in the woods, I take his gay ass car and tell her I’ll meet her later, return home and never contact her again.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

What do you do, man? What do you do?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'd yoke her up in a rear choke and right about as the tunnel closed around her vision, I'd quietly whisper in her ear that Rich Vos will be performing at the Laughing Skull Lounge in Atlanta, GA August 2nd - tickets still available!

 

[DMbN]

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The clip he showed on his show was of Dani Brand and me having an argument. She smacked me upside the head and cocked back again, and I grabbed her hand or wrist, and gently bit her hand and went, “Don’t touch me.” That was it. There you go. That’s how I beat a girl’s hand.

- Cumia A Spare Me(2024)

 

[Jizz]

I'm highly skilled at the Katana blade and throwing ninja stars but without my weapons of choice I can't fight for shit! Unless we're sumo wrestling Missy would easily kick my ass!

 

[safka15]

I'd elbow that cunt right into her turtle face and tell her to fuck off. Then we will have consensual sex and talk shit about nana until that queer dies from hiccups.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

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I love that that pic gets used, it was one I made on a windows 2000 pc when making a lil remix:

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

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that's a man, baby