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Milwaukee Pat House

FatPatsBaps

FatPatsBaps

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Hello,

Okay. My wife's bitch of mom wants me to look for a job because I owe $50,000 to some Indian guy I tried to sue and lost against in court. It's fucking bullshit. Anyway AS someone whose hosted several gencons and furry conventions, I think I would be very well suited to hosting your little watering hole.

Just a couple of things though: (a) I demand that rename your establishment from "Milwaukee Brat House" to a second, better name like "Milwaukee Pat House". I will be your host, therefore it's only approprite that you show me the respect that I deserve by naming after moi.

And 2, I DON'T DRINK MILLER LITE. YES I HAVE DRANK MILLER LITE BUT I DONT NOW. Get rid of it. It's my establishment naw. fuc

If you want to see what I look like, you can either follow me on @stealthygeek on twitter, or see my uploaded mugshot.

Farewell fellow bartending childs.
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