Milwaukee accountant Eric Hildeman trying to bait me into reminding him that dustin fucks his wife because it makes him hard

[captain_kamala]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Man... If those two crazy kids can't make it work then who can?

 

[porquedealer]

Heidi and Eric move into 2611 for season 8 please.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Eric, since you're reading this: if it makes you feel any better my marriage has never been better, my wife is pregnant with our third healthy child, our careers continue to improve, and we are about to close on a house that cost almost a million dollars. I am also much younger than you.

Keep your chin up.

 

[RobertMewler]

Eric, since you're reading this: if it makes you feel any better my marriage has never been better, my wife is pregnant with our third healthy child, our careers continue to improve, and we are about to close on a house that cost almost a million dollars. I am also much younger than you.

Keep your chin up.

I don't think it'll make him feel better at all!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Wait he's really getting divorced? I thought whatever he was doing was part of the thrills of being a cuckold

 

[Jesse Ventura]

He’ll be tugging it and crying while thinking about chubby Dustin slapping Kishie’s blotchy old lady tits around. Those beautiful memories are all he has left.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Boomia fucking destroyed him. Total Prongay Victory. Pig cakes for all tonight

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Hildy should rent the other half of the hovel

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

That's who you can trust to do a good job: an inexpensive lawyer. What a retard.

 

[VizioDash]

That's who you can trust to do a good job: an inexpensive lawyer. What a retard.

She’s going to end up with all his funkos

 

[CuntFucker .]

Maybe you shouldn't have talked so much shit about God, Eric.

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm sure there's a hack joke to be made but I'll let someone else have the ribs

 

[Dog Eater]

I'm sure there's a hack joke to be made but I'll let someone else have the ribs

I hate him.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm sure there's a hack joke to be made but I'll let someone else have the ribs

The follow up race is how fast can Hildy fuck it?

There, was that what you were thinking, sea wench?

 

[CuntFucker .]

I'm sure there's a hack joke to be made but I'll let someone else have the ribs

 

[MYTHCHILD]

God will not be mocked, Eric.

Let this be a lesson to all of the atheists here.

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

I'm sure there's a hack joke to be made but I'll let someone else have the ribs

Still too old for him

 

[captain_kamala]

The follow up race is how fast can Hildy fuck it?

There, was that what you were thinking, sea wench?

Something more along the lines of his jizz getting slowed down by Dustin's hep c load. But yours is alright too

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm sure there's a hack joke to be made but I'll let someone else have the ribs

The event will be held in Carrie's "Coliseum"