Million dollar idea

[Brooke Shields]

Paper towel that has a top and a bottom, and the bottom is made a little bit stronger so this doesn't happen every time

All of the image results for ^that are from reddit but I bet none of those fags were smart enough to patent my idea.
I'm taking investors, pm me.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I have already invested in Trump playing cards, otherwise I would have.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just cut your paper towel rolls in half.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I wanna sell “Rape” to the meta-verse

i think thats a million dollar idea

also couldnt you just turn the paper towels upside down?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

My father was a big time paper towel miser and it really annoyed me. Now he's dead and I use as many paper towels as I want. No rules. My show.

 

[guest]

I love you

 

[Brooke Shields]

also couldnt you just turn the paper towels upside down?

If people want to wear shoes on their hands then that's on them

 

[not that Jack Horner]

If people want to wear shoes on their hands then that's on them

cats fucking dogs

sons disrespecting der muddas

 

[guest]

My father was a big time paper towel miser and it really annoyed me. Now he's dead and I use as many paper towels as I want. No rules. My show.

Same, brotherman. Maybe I want to wipe my hands so I'm not greasing everything up have you thought about that, Dad?! Oh right.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My father was a big time paper towel miser and it really annoyed me. Now he's dead and I use as many paper towels as I want. No rules. My show.

My mom re-uses freezer bags and it's gross, retarded and cheap. I'd go to do the dishes and there would be a bunch of slimy fucking freezer bags in the sink. YOU CAN NEVER FULLY WASH SPAGHETTI SAUCE OUT OF A FUCKING FREEZER BAG, YOU BITCH!!

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

My mom re-uses freezer bags and it's gross, retarded and cheap. I'd go to do the dishes and there would be a bunch of slimy fucking freezer bags in the sink. YOU CAN NEVER FULLY WASH SPAGHETTI SAUCE OUT OF A FUCKING FREEZER BAG, YOU BITCH!!

She's fucking with you. This is the salmon bones all over again.

 

[Hoolies]

My mom re-uses freezer bags and it's gross, retarded and cheap. I'd go to do the dishes and there would be a bunch of slimy fucking freezer bags in the sink. YOU CAN NEVER FULLY WASH SPAGHETTI SAUCE OUT OF A FUCKING FREEZER BAG, YOU BITCH!!

These Vigoda heel turns come about quicker and ever fiercer now.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My father was a big time paper towel miser and it really annoyed me. Now he's dead and I use as many paper towels as I want. No rules. My show.

You’re having fun and he HATES that!

 

[bantadant]

Paper towel roll but you can fuck the cardboard tube

 

[gassers]

Paper towel roll but you can fuck the cardboard tube

tbh, i thought this thread was about a homemade fleshlight.

 

[Fat little piggy]

My mom re-uses freezer bags and it's gross, retarded and cheap. I'd go to do the dishes and there would be a bunch of slimy fucking freezer bags in the sink. YOU CAN NEVER FULLY WASH SPAGHETTI SAUCE OUT OF A FUCKING FREEZER BAG, YOU BITCH!!

You have to be kidding. This is a top 5 craziest thing I've read on here and that's saying something. Does she put them in the dishwasher or hand wash them? How does she get them dry? The only thing I've heard close to this is a guy at work who fills sandwich bag with water then freezes it and hits it with a hammer because he loves crushed ice. And even he doesn't reuse the bags. I'm going to be thinking about this all day.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

My father was a big time paper towel miser and it really annoyed me. Now he's dead and I use as many paper towels as I want. No rules. My show.

Fucking showed him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You have to be kidding. This is a top 5 craziest thing I've read on here and that's saying something. Does she put them in the dishwasher or hand wash them? How does she get them dry? The only thing I've heard close to this is a guy at work who fills sandwich bag with water then freezes it and hits it with a hammer because he loves crushed ice. And even he doesn't reuse the bags. I'm going to be thinking about this all day.

Hand washes them and then hangs them open over the wooden spoons or spatulas or whatever else is drying. She's always made good money, it's not like she needs to be that cheap, but she is.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Put on the market a 3-ply paper towel and call it "man sized". Then advertise on comedy podcasts like Rogan and just let him riff and shizznit.