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He saw me when I was sleeping. He knew when I was awake. Those are felonies and I want him arrested immediately. Enjoy prison, Santalker.
 

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A future in which your daughter finds out you planned to murder her in front of her mom, who DIDN'T abandon her, before killing her mom too.

He's lucky PCJ never shot at him for approaching their porch.
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Reminder that PCJ stole Rick’s wife after meeting her just once, at a Con. That was the first time they’d ever met face to face and just hours later, she left a slug trail on Jon’s Levi’s
Reports from others in the room say she loudly proclaimed "Wait, THAT'S how big a penis is supposed to be?", but Patrick didn't notice because he was bragging to a neckbearded obese friend that he had perfected the color of red used on the indicator lights around the impulse engine generators on the Enterprise E, and lecturing about how no one else at the convention could match his attention to important details.
 
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