Merry Christmas, sports.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[guest]

Merry Christmas, Abe! (Still waiting for my signed photograph)

I better find one in my stocking!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm snowed in at my mom's place. There's a horrendous shitstorm happening in my neck of the woods. All roads/highways are closed, tow trucks/plows are not operating. If only a fat, lazy faggot from Wisconsin could give me some shoveling tips. My truck is fucking buried.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm snowed in at my mom's place. There's a horrendous shitstorm happening in my neck of the woods. All roads/highways are closed, tow trucks/plows are not operating. If only a fat, lazy faggot from Wisconsin could give me some shoveling tips. My truck is fucking buried.

If someone doesn't tell me they're so sorry about my situation I promise I will kill myself.

 

[guest]

If someone doesn't tell me they're so sorry about my situation I promise I will kill myself.

I’m so sorry, Abe. And also thank you for your service! God bless!

 

[guest]

I'm snowed in at my mom's place. There's a horrendous shitstorm happening in my neck of the woods. All roads/highways are closed, tow trucks/plows are not operating. If only a fat, lazy faggot from Wisconsin could give me some shoveling tips. My truck is fucking buried.

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Hope your mum stocked up on booze and delicious treats. If so, look on the bright side. If not, how far is the nearest place to buy booze?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hope your mum stocked up on booze and delicious treats. If so, look on the bright side. If not, how far is the nearest place to buy booze?
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I don't even know. I have a 40oz and a half of rye, that should be enough to get me through until the stores and roads open up again.

 

[Stent]

Merry Christmas, Abe.

Tell Jack Soo I'll take an order of chicken fried rice, half a dozen wontons and not to skimp on the fucking sweet n sour sauce this time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Merry Christmas, Abe.

Tell Jack Soo I'll take an order of chicken fried rice, half a dozen wontons and not to skimp on the fucking sweet n sour sauce this time.

He's Japanese, goddammit. And you know that. He only said he was a Chinese when he was starting out because everyone was pissy about Pearl Harbor at the time. Now he can't get into Japanese Heaven.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Have a good one, Abe, and stay warm. That rye should make you nice and toasty.

What kinda snacks do you fellas like to have with your drinks? I’m being a complete Tomlinson today, under a blanket and drinking a beer while watching Nog Football League. I can’t believe this is his life every day. Fucking pathetic.

Merry Christmas, Abe!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

That was, and still is, an incredible show.