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Men who smile in photos are gay

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
We all used to make fun of my dumb wigger friend for stonefacing every picture. There was a big professionally done family portrait in his mom's living room and they're all dressed nice and smiling and then there's this tall dolt standing in the back mean-mugging with a fucking basketball jersey and a chain on over his dress shirt and a stupid flat billed hat on his head.

He's started smiling in pictures now and I understand why he never did. He looks like a fag in every picture he smiles in. Like he does the female open-mouthed smile.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
There was a big professionally done family portrait in his mom's living room and they're all dressed nice and smiling and then there's this tall dolt standing in the back mean-mugging with a fucking basketball jersey and a chain on over his dress shirt and a stupid flat billed hat on his head.
1. Take the smiling out of the equation and that’s still insane. I blame the parents.
2. Mean mugging the camera is ridiculous unless it’s a joke photo or an album cover. Smile, you’re taking a photo with your aunt not Dr. Dre.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
We all used to make fun of my dumb wigger friend for stonefacing every picture. There was a big professionally done family portrait in his mom's living room and they're all dressed nice and smiling and then there's this tall dolt standing in the back mean-mugging with a fucking basketball jersey and a chain on over his dress shirt and a stupid flat billed hat on his head.

He's started smiling in pictures now and I understand why he never did. He looks like a fag in every picture he smiles in. Like he does the female open-mouthed smile.
Smiling in photos is actually a fairly recent invention. Your gay friend was just old school.
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
addendum- after my dad died, niggas would start telling me how my dad had a real dry sense of humor




Ironically, I have a real wet sense of humor........I tell a joke, and then throw water in someone's face after the punchline
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
All men who post photos of themselves on social media are faggots. Social media is for girls, who post pics for men to jerk off to, and that's all it's good for. If you are a man, and you've posted pictures of yourself anywhere, you are gay.
I cant stand those pics people take where they are trying to be models. Looking down at their shoes, looking uninterested and jaded. Faggots.
 

TravisPickle

DMAN did nothing wrong.
I read a post by a woman who had gotten her wedding pictures and realized her husband did that thing where they open their mouth as wide as possible and then points to her in every picture. She said it had ruined every photo they took and her husband said that just smiling was personality-less.
I did that one time while I was fucking loaded way back in the day, seen the picture and wanted to kms.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
Thats why i always just do this:

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