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The name is blah, but ho ho Holy sheeeet the rest had me in tears.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The name is blah, but ho ho Holy sheeeet the rest had me in tears.
I once saw someone named Justin Credible. I love that the surname is just forced in there to make the pun work.
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There's 1 that always makes me laugh but I can't remember. He should post in this thread so I remember.
This OP has 122 ribs so you can see the regular users there easily:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/fix-that-fukkin-fence.15253/[/URL]
But he wasn't on there. @Pat the Simp and that avatar made me laugh though.
This OP has 122 ribs so you can see the regular users there easily:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/fix-that-fukkin-fence.15253/[/URL]
But he wasn't on there. @Pat the Simp and that avatar made me laugh though.
There's a Handsome Pat poster called Chadrick Hoglinson that tickles me for some reason.
It makes me laugh every time.
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My fav name is JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS
It’s direct and hurtful. Capitalizing diapers to Joe it up and add to the shame is a good touch.
It’s direct and hurtful. Capitalizing diapers to Joe it up and add to the shame is a good touch.
I don't get it.
This crazy guy gets his kicks by sending INVOICES to a guy named Klacks, I bet he's driving that guy NUTS with these crazy invoices for stuff he never ordered. Shit kills me.
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@Gay Faggot. is such a redundant name but it always makes me laugh. He’s got the best Joe pic too.
Thanks @CorradoSoprano4
Thanks @CorradoSoprano4
It was the old sub, but LETS_KILL_JOE_CUMIA was a classic
Also, RiddickBowesBalls
Also, RiddickBowesBalls
Swap the first letters of each word
I like Nate Higgers more.
Childless Hambino always gives me a chuckle.
